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Old 06-14-2006, 03:41 PM   #16
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:43 PM   #17
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Man Law: A man should never tell another man to "stay dry" when it's raining outside. I mean who tries to get wet anyway?
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:45 PM   #18
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

Girls.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:45 PM   #19
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MAN LAW: Stop buying jeans that already have holes in them. A man creates holes through various rugged activities, he doesn't need a sweatshop to do it for him.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:48 PM   #21
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MAN LAW: Stop buying jeans that already have holes in them. A man creates holes through various rugged activities, he doesn't need a sweatshop to do it for him.
I create holes related to the past three posts.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:50 PM   #22
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Man Law: A man should never tell another man to "stay dry" when it's raining outside. I mean who tries to get wet anyway?
and a man should never tell another man to "take it easy". as we all know a guy will take it any way he can get it!
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:57 PM   #24
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

if your woman feels the need to correct you, it must be done in private( old man law that sometimes isnt followed)
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Man Law: If my woman corrects me in private, I smack her in public.
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Man Law: If my woman corrects me in private, I smack her in public.
Man Law!
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:01 PM   #27
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In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.
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Man Law: If you ARE forced to take a urinal next to another man. No eye contact whatsoever.
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In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.
I second that, MAN LAW!
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Man Law: If you ARE forced to take a urinal next to another man. No eye contact whatsoever.
Dude, I hate to jock you but....Man Law!
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