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Old 06-21-2006, 03:54 PM   #1
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happy belated b-day mooby. mine is next tuesday
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:58 PM   #2
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You should have offered your lap to one of the girls if you were a TRUE baller.
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:49 PM   #3
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You should have offered your lap to one of the girls if you were a TRUE baller.
I would've, but seeing as how the girls were like 14, i decided against it, because i don't want to be labeled as a pedophile.
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:59 PM   #4
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Strahan's wife looks like a man...could be why she made such an allegation.
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:59 PM   #5
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She probably has bigger balls than Ian.
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:04 PM   #6
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She probably has bigger balls than Ian.
hahahhaha, i wouldn't doubt it. she looks like she might be able to take michael in a street match.
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:09 PM   #7
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Mooby, there's nothing special about turning 18, or 19, or 20, and then after 21 there's nothing special until you reach 100. So good luck with that!
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:20 PM   #8
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OR you just aided a friend in a threesome, which is commedable.
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:35 PM   #9
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OR you just aided a friend in a threesome, which is commedable.
You're just going to make him even more bitter over this.
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:55 PM   #10
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when you guys have kids you will understand. its hard to get some quality time with the wife. if you lock the bedroom door they are there knocking, if you go to the shower they are like where's daddy,mommy to whoever they know is in there.

if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!
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if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!
did your wife get scared and jerk her head back to fast? Or worse yet, bite down? (I cringed as I typed that)
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:59 PM   #12
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she almost choked cause i was on top feeding it to her. that is probably info you didnt need but hey, you asked!

i didnt get to finish, thats what i may need help with. i gave up that self help shit when i got married.
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Old 06-21-2006, 06:08 PM   #13
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she almost choked cause i was on top feeding it to her. that is probably info you didnt need but hey, you asked!

i didnt get to finish, thats what i may need help with. i gave up that self help shit when i got married.
Yep, it's official: I need therapy.
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Old 06-21-2006, 06:11 PM   #14
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she almost choked cause i was on top feeding it to her. that is probably info you didnt need but hey, you asked!

i didnt get to finish, thats what i may need help with. i gave up that self help shit when i got married.
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she almost choked cause i was on top feeding it to her. that is probably info you didnt need but hey, you asked!

i didnt get to finish, thats what i may need help with. i gave up that self help shit when i got married.
My eyes are bleeding.
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