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09-22-2006, 04:35 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
Why not just get OMG WTF LOLLLLZZZ1111!!!!!!!!!!!111?
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09-22-2006, 04:38 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
ahhh, yes, the age of immaturity and ignorance...
You better hope the Bears' D stays healthy for 16 games. While Grossman has started hot, he's a Gator QB. He's bound to choke. Thomas Jones and Cedric Benson aren't doing much and Mushin Muhammad couldn't catch herpes on a college campus. Add the fact that Chicago has played Detroit and Green Bay...2 weak teams. Let's see where they're at 8, 10, 12 weeks in.
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09-22-2006, 04:53 PM
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The Starter
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
He will be 1/5th of the way there after Sunday.
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09-22-2006, 04:57 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
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09-22-2006, 05:02 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
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Gee...sorry to OVER estimate you then....
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09-22-2006, 05:04 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
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09-22-2006, 05:07 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
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Yeah right. You've never gotten laid once in your life. Do yourself a favor and go back to jail. Your boyfriend is missing you.
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09-22-2006, 05:30 PM
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The Starter
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
Hey white trash Boy. Put your acid wash jeans back on and go back down to your parents basement. It must be really fun having no life and jerking off to your Mens Fitness Magazines. Not even DA stinking Bears fans would take your ass.
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09-22-2006, 05:38 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
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09-22-2006, 05:39 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
PS. Wasn't that you denim_monger that got busted playing with yourself at the library a couple months ago. We all know your broke ass can't afford the Internet at your Moms house so it must have been you.
Your really are a Funny Guy! 
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09-22-2006, 05:42 PM
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09-22-2006, 05:48 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
Back to the point. Portis could get 1000 yards hopping on one leg. The only thing that sucks is it will be tough for him to get 1500 in 4 out 5 seasons.
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09-22-2006, 06:23 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
thats the point 12th man... he probably thinks im talking about a path or sidewalk....makes it that much better for me to know he will be washing my 750 Li when i get out of law school :-)
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09-22-2006, 06:31 PM
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Re: Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?
good question. I think this will be the least amount of yards he's gotten in a season.
oh and from now on I'm ending all posts with wahoooooooooooooooo
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09-22-2006, 06:34 PM
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