My Little League Football Team Victory

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-04-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

You need me to play against those kids. I bet I could score a lot of touchdowns! Ain't no way any kid is fast enough or strong enough to bring me down. I seriously would just dominate in this league!

That is hilarious. Shit, I'd buy your jersey if you'd sign it for me.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-04-2006, 12:29 PM

HAHAHAH. You guys crack me up.

Sometimes I put on a helmet during practice and run the ball if they aren't tackling well.

724Skinsfan · 10-04-2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

That is hilarious. Shit, I'd buy your jersey if you'd sign it for me.

HAHA! This reminds me of the Joe Namath commercials a while back where he's thinking about "getting his old job back". So he gets these kids together to play and lights them up with passes.

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-04-2006, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

HAHA! This reminds me of the Joe Namath commercials a while back where he's thinking about "getting his old job back". So he gets these kids together to play and lights them up with passes.

Did you ever see the Namath commercial a few years back where he's in a sports store looking for a Jets jersey? The Jets really blew around that time and the clerk was giving him dirty looks for wanting the jersey and Namath was trying to tell him how great they were. Finally he goes, "we beat the Colts (it was back when they were the worst team in the league)," and the clerk just shakes his head.
Did you see it? Huh? Did you? Huh?

Sorry, back on topic, TMC you need to institute a flea-flicker into your playbook...or else!

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-04-2006, 12:49 PM

I have a hook and lateral.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-04-2006, 12:51 PM

We also are working on a halfback pass. All our RBs are former QBs.

That Guy · 10-04-2006, 02:10 PM

how can you be a former anything in little league??

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-04-2006, 02:13 PM

Because all my starting RBs are in 8th grade, and since we can only have ONE QB, that's the reason.

saden1 · 10-04-2006, 03:06 PM

Hey Malcolm, how did their coach react when he realized he lost?

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-04-2006, 03:07 PM

Dude, you should have seen this guy. He was wearing a Roy Williams jersey. It looked like I just killed his dog. I would have HATED to have to come shake hands with us. We were just post-Gatorade bath and happy as hell.

Monkeydad · 10-04-2006, 05:31 PM

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Some of the kids I coach don't even know the rules of football and we have to put the fat kids on the front of kickoff return because they aren't allowed to run the ball. So they kick it onside to this fat kid who just STARES at the ball, they hop on it...

That's a hilarious play-by-play.

Too bad you can't have a Fridge Perry halfback. That rule is crap. How are the fat kids supposed to lose weight if they're not allowed to run?

Can the kids run WR reverses? I'd imagine that would work very well against defenses of that age group.

Counter trey! YEAH!

Monkeydad · 10-04-2006, 05:32 PM

I'd love to see video clips of this too.

That Guy · 10-04-2006, 11:40 PM

yeah dude, i want a highlights package, pronto.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-05-2006, 09:31 AM

A parent is actually going to let me borrow the video. I'll put up some clips ASAP.

hooskins · 10-05-2006, 11:44 AM

TMC check your PMs

10-04-2006, 12:29 PM	#17
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory HAHAHAH. You guys crack me up. Sometimes I put on a helmet during practice and run the ball if they aren't tackling well. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-04-2006, 12:49 PM	#20
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory I have a hook and lateral. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-04-2006, 12:51 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory We also are working on a halfback pass. All our RBs are former QBs. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-04-2006, 02:10 PM	#22
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory how can you be a former anything in little league??

10-04-2006, 02:13 PM	#23
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory Because all my starting RBs are in 8th grade, and since we can only have ONE QB, that's the reason. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-04-2006, 03:06 PM	#24
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory Hey Malcolm, how did their coach react when he realized he lost? __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

10-04-2006, 03:07 PM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory Dude, you should have seen this guy. He was wearing a Roy Williams jersey. It looked like I just killed his dog. I would have HATED to have to come shake hands with us. We were just post-Gatorade bath and happy as hell. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-04-2006, 05:32 PM	#27
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory I'd love to see video clips of this too.

10-04-2006, 11:40 PM	#28
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory yeah dude, i want a highlights package, pronto.

10-05-2006, 09:31 AM	#29
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory A parent is actually going to let me borrow the video. I'll put up some clips ASAP. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-05-2006, 11:44 AM	#30
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: My Little League Football Team Victory TMC check your PMs __________________ Vacancy

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