TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006

BDBohnzie · 10-24-2006, 11:11 AM

TMC, is it true that you will be on the next installment of Dancing with the Stars? And if not, will you be replacing Kenny Mayne as the next Progressive spokesman?

Daryl Elite · 10-24-2006, 11:27 AM

TMC,

Is it true what you told me last night after everything, or was it all just a lie?

Please reply to this in a private message.

hooskins · 10-24-2006, 02:00 PM

Do you feel the recent "no fruit in beer" Man Law, established by the Round Table, has gone too far?

Applies to TAF.

hooskins · 10-24-2006, 02:02 PM

Are you with Christ brah!?

Applies to TAF

hooskins · 10-24-2006, 02:11 PM

TAF,

Do Sean Salisbury and Len Pastabelly touch you in places?

70Chip · 10-24-2006, 05:11 PM

For Tafkas:

If you were to guess, how much would you say Chris Berman weighs? Would you have to guess?

RobH4413 · 10-24-2006, 11:33 PM

Does Crat have online tourettes? Is Hail from MCUSA! a disorder or fetish of somekind? I'm genuinly concerned... I know I shouldn't be, but I am, and it's driving me insane.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-24-2006, 02:02 PM

Awesome stuff so far guys. Remember, ask TAF some questions too.

dmek25 · 10-24-2006, 02:18 PM

better yet, do they touch each other?

BigSKINBauer · 10-24-2006, 02:28 PM

I am very excited for holloween weekend here at UMD because i can only assume all the girls will be dressed pretty slutty. You seem to have your costume down but i have no clue what to do. What is a good idea that will impress and be relatively cheap?

hesscl34 · 10-24-2006, 05:02 PM

Do pigs fly? ... and can I get a bottle of vodka to wash down the bitter taste in my mouth after watching the Redskin lose...???

Is there anything anyone can do to boost the morale of this team???

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-24-2006, 05:16 PM

TAF, could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

Riggo44 · 10-25-2006, 11:22 AM

A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?

SmootSmack · 10-25-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riggo44

A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word?

that was too easy Riddler

Riggo44 · 10-25-2006, 01:12 PM

OK TAFKAS try this one.

You dare not offend nor disappoint Great Uncle Willy lest he disown you. He has placed $2000 in your hands to bet on the outcome of the world series, which is a baseball contest won by whichever of two teams first wins 4 games. Willy’s $2000 was given to you in advance of the series. At the end of the series he expects you to return to him either $4000 if the team he chose wins, or nothing if it loses.

But you can find nobody who will accept bets on the entire world series. However, there are wagerers who will take on even-odds bets, in any amount(s), on each game individually. What strategy for placing bets on individual games will achieve the cumulative result Willy expects?

Note: This task was reputedly set before job-seekers at a Wall Street brokerage.

10-24-2006, 11:11 AM	#1
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 47 Posts: 4,628	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TMC, is it true that you will be on the next installment of Dancing with the Stars? And if not, will you be replacing Kenny Mayne as the next Progressive spokesman? __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

10-24-2006, 11:27 AM	#2
Daryl Elite Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alexandria, VA Age: 39 Posts: 100	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TMC, Is it true what you told me last night after everything, or was it all just a lie? Please reply to this in a private message.

10-24-2006, 02:00 PM	#3
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 39 Posts: 8,606	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Do you feel the recent "no fruit in beer" Man Law, established by the Round Table, has gone too far? Applies to TAF. __________________ Vacancy

10-24-2006, 02:02 PM	#4
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 39 Posts: 8,606	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Are you with Christ brah!? Applies to TAF __________________ Vacancy

10-24-2006, 02:11 PM	#5
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 39 Posts: 8,606	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TAF, Do Sean Salisbury and Len Pastabelly touch you in places? __________________ Vacancy

10-24-2006, 05:11 PM	#6
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 55 Posts: 3,048	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 For Tafkas: If you were to guess, how much would you say Chris Berman weighs? Would you have to guess? __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

10-24-2006, 11:33 PM	#7
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 41 Posts: 2,638	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Does Crat have online tourettes? Is Hail from MCUSA! a disorder or fetish of somekind? I'm genuinly concerned... I know I shouldn't be, but I am, and it's driving me insane. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

10-24-2006, 02:02 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Awesome stuff so far guys. Remember, ask TAF some questions too. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-24-2006, 02:18 PM	#9
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 better yet, do they touch each other? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

10-24-2006, 02:28 PM	#10
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 38 Posts: 5,688	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 I am very excited for holloween weekend here at UMD because i can only assume all the girls will be dressed pretty slutty. You seem to have your costume down but i have no clue what to do. What is a good idea that will impress and be relatively cheap?

10-24-2006, 05:02 PM	#11
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 Do pigs fly? ... and can I get a bottle of vodka to wash down the bitter taste in my mouth after watching the Redskin lose...??? Is there anything anyone can do to boost the morale of this team???

10-24-2006, 05:16 PM	#12
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 43 Posts: 8,029	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 TAF, could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it? __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

10-25-2006, 11:22 AM	#13
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 52 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains. What is the word? __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

10-25-2006, 01:12 PM	#15
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 52 Posts: 2,390	Re: TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 10/23/2006 OK TAFKAS try this one. You dare not offend nor disappoint Great Uncle Willy lest he disown you. He has placed $2000 in your hands to bet on the outcome of the world series, which is a baseball contest won by whichever of two teams first wins 4 games. Willy’s $2000 was given to you in advance of the series. At the end of the series he expects you to return to him either $4000 if the team he chose wins, or nothing if it loses. But you can find nobody who will accept bets on the entire world series. However, there are wagerers who will take on even-odds bets, in any amount(s), on each game individually. What strategy for placing bets on individual games will achieve the cumulative result Willy expects? Note: This task was reputedly set before job-seekers at a Wall Street brokerage. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

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