Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool

illdefined · 11-06-2006, 01:44 PM

still, whats that make Arch?

Redskins_P · 11-06-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by illdefined

still, whats that make Arch?

Nothing. He was bragging on beating him. Well....who hasn't?

VTSkins897 · 11-06-2006, 01:55 PM

haha good article.

and regarding AA, i'll take it!

itvnetop · 11-06-2006, 07:05 PM

AA has now taken over MB's Jedi Mind Trick ability!

illdefined · 11-06-2006, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

Nothing. He was bragging on beating him. Well....who hasn't?

exactly. AA got torched by a fool. i think we're the biggest fools for paying that BACKUP. yes, backup. Vincent played next to Taylor more than AA did. sigh.

That Guy · 11-06-2006, 07:54 PM

well, vincent was a great signing, but it's not like he's a world beater and he's 35

. still, 30$ for a backup? ouch.

CooleyAsCanBe · 11-06-2006, 07:55 PM

That was a pretty funny article. However, it seemed like the author's point, in making Dallas look so bad, was indirectly to say that the Skins had no right to win. I agree we didn't play supberb ball, but we were always in the game and missed the potentially winning field goal only seconds before the block.

On another note, and as disappointing as it is, I don't think it was Witten who missed his assignment on the blocked field goal. Witten, as the far left extreme of the line blocked the outside rusher. The player to Witten's right doubled up unnecessarily and missed Vincent who came in untouched.

Either way, great play and even better when the losing team talks trash and gets beat.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 11-06-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CooleyAsCanBe

On another note, and as disappointing as it is, I don't think it was Witten who missed his assignment on the blocked field goal. Witten, as the far left extreme of the line blocked the outside rusher. The player to Witten's right doubled up unnecessarily and missed Vincent who came in untouched.

I don't care who had the responsibility to block that area, Witten was close enough. Vicent ran across Witten's right shoulder to block the kick. That's close enough for me and I'll just pretend that Witten f--ked up.

Jason72 · 11-06-2006, 09:09 PM

Brian Mitchell said that Witten made a fundamental blocking mistake on that play that let Vincent get through. He also said that the kick probably would have been blocked anyways, even if Vincent missed it because vanderjerk kicked it very low.

SmootSmack · 11-06-2006, 09:12 PM

Vanderjagt was staying stuff after the game like "I did my job. I kicked it well. But there are 11 guys on the team that have to do their job..."

You know every day on my way to my desk I walk past a big framed picture of Vanderjagt. I wanted to rip it off the wall today and stomp on it with glee. But alas...I decided not getting fired was more important

Crat92 · 11-06-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason72

Brian Mitchell said that Witten made a fundamental blocking mistake on that play that let Vincent get through. He also said that the kick probably would have been blocked anyways, even if Vincent missed it because vanderjerk kicked it very low.

That's right, he did. Everyone knows you always block down! FUNDAMENTALS PEOPLE!

Gmanc711 · 11-06-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha

I don't care who had the responsibility to block that area, Witten was close enough. Vicent ran across Witten's right shoulder to block the kick. That's close enough for me and I'll just pretend that Witten f--ked up.

On feild goals you're always responsible for your inside gap, I'm pretty sure that is most def. the guy that Witten was supposed to block. You NEVER worry about your outside guy, because ussually the guys will never make a block coming from the outside. (Look at the jump the Dallas guy got on Novacks GW FG, it was a great great effort adn still fell short. Thats why they always worry about the inside guy, so that'd have been Wittens.

JGisLordOfTheRings · 11-06-2006, 10:15 PM

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So the best thing AA has done all season was to make Witten laugh so hard at him that he couldn't block on the next play...

hahaha

true as hell but its so great it make AA almost worth ALL that dough......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

GoSkins! · 11-06-2006, 10:41 PM

little did Witten know that with AA taking a backup role he know has more time to perform his secret white boy voodoo magic after a bad play... I am sure I saw him tickling a Witten doll.

SmootSmack · 11-06-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSkins!

little did Witten know that with AA taking a backup role he know has more time to perform his secret white boy voodoo magic after a bad play... I am sure I saw him tickling a Witten doll.

Witten got all distracted when AA told Witten he could get him a discount on scarves from Abercrombie and Fitch

11-06-2006, 01:44 PM	#16
illdefined Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: nyc Age: 48 Posts: 2,631	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool still, whats that make Arch? __________________ a fan. not a cheerleader.

11-06-2006, 01:55 PM	#18
VTSkins897 Impact Rookie Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 41 Posts: 890	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool haha good article. and regarding AA, i'll take it!

11-06-2006, 07:05 PM	#19
itvnetop Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 47 Posts: 3,007	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool AA has now taken over MB's Jedi Mind Trick ability!

11-06-2006, 07:54 PM	#21
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool well, vincent was a great signing, but it's not like he's a world beater and he's 35 . still, 30$ for a backup? ouch.

11-06-2006, 07:55 PM	#22
CooleyAsCanBe Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Fairfax, VA Age: 47 Posts: 421	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool That was a pretty funny article. However, it seemed like the author's point, in making Dallas look so bad, was indirectly to say that the Skins had no right to win. I agree we didn't play supberb ball, but we were always in the game and missed the potentially winning field goal only seconds before the block. On another note, and as disappointing as it is, I don't think it was Witten who missed his assignment on the blocked field goal. Witten, as the far left extreme of the line blocked the outside rusher. The player to Witten's right doubled up unnecessarily and missed Vincent who came in untouched. Either way, great play and even better when the losing team talks trash and gets beat.

11-06-2006, 09:09 PM	#24
Jason72 Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Age: 52 Posts: 114	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool Brian Mitchell said that Witten made a fundamental blocking mistake on that play that let Vincent get through. He also said that the kick probably would have been blocked anyways, even if Vincent missed it because vanderjerk kicked it very low. __________________ A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions.

11-06-2006, 09:12 PM	#25
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool Vanderjagt was staying stuff after the game like "I did my job. I kicked it well. But there are 11 guys on the team that have to do their job..." You know every day on my way to my desk I walk past a big framed picture of Vanderjagt. I wanted to rip it off the wall today and stomp on it with glee. But alas...I decided not getting fired was more important __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

11-06-2006, 10:41 PM	#29
GoSkins! The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yorktown, Va Age: 55 Posts: 1,587	Re: Hilarious Stuff: Witten is Made a Fool little did Witten know that with AA taking a backup role he know has more time to perform his secret white boy voodoo magic after a bad play... I am sure I saw him tickling a Witten doll. __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. A. Einstien

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