ChaCha is great

jamf · 01-06-2007, 03:38 PM

I might spend hours on this!

jamf · 01-06-2007, 03:59 PM

I need some creative inspiration. this one sucks.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JOYEETA S
JOYEETA S: Welcome to ChaCha!
JOYEETA S: Hello
JOYEETA S: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I need to know what is in style
You: I am going on a big date tonight and need to look good
JOYEETA S: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Its not my first date though :(
You: I'm sorry I'm nervous
JOYEETA S: Are these results sufficient?
You: that second one is interesting
You: do you have anything on sushi restaraunts in san diego
JOYEETA S: ok one moment while I research that for you
You: I really want to bang her
You: I think Sake might do the trick
You: Oh thats a nice place
You: man this is the best service ever!
JOYEETA S: Are these results sufficient?
You: I have another question
You: How come the olsen twins got butt ass ugly when they became legal?
JOYEETA S: okay
You: seriously, i saw a picture of them... GOD DAMN!
JOYEETA S: sorry I am unable to answer such questions
JOYEETA S: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: really?
You: its nothing person
You: al
You: im not ashley looking to sue you
You: so you can say she is fugly if you want
You: i wont tell
JOYEETA S: Is there anything else you need searched today?
You: no :(
You: are you dumping me?
JOYEETA S: okay
You: Sniff :(
JOYEETA S: thanks for searching cha cha
JOYEETA S: have a great day
You: I will thanks to sake!
JOYEETA S: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

hooskins · 01-06-2007, 07:07 PM

hahaha this is too funny.

dall-assblows · 01-06-2007, 11:28 PM

i'm so asking for the closest sex-change place is.......

MTK · 01-08-2007, 12:35 PM

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: johnb
johnb: Welcome to ChaCha!
johnb: Hello
You: I'm looking for the answer to question #3
johnb: May I ask question 3 refers to what topic?
You: is mattyk72 really the ego?
johnb: Ok now I see
You: wow I guess he is nice job
johnb: Here is everything on mattyk72
johnb: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: he is the man and the ego, what a guy?!
johnb: Ok, take care. Thank you. regards
You: have you ever been pwned?
johnb: no
You: pwnage = bad I think
johnb: I do not even know what that means
You: can u search for pwned for me
johnb: ok
You: which do you prefer, banana cream pie or coconut cream?
johnb: Banana cream
You: yeah me too, it really pwns
johnb: Okay. Those are 3 sites with pwnage:
johnb: Are these results sufficient?
You: nice! Even you learned something today, huh
johnb: Yes, that is great. thank you. Take care.
You: peace out
johnb: Regards
johnb: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-08-2007, 12:44 PM

Those people have no personalities most of the time. To their credit I bet a lot of their stuff ends up getting recorded.

hooskins · 01-08-2007, 12:57 PM

It wouldn't be that bad of a side job, I sent an application to be a ChaCha guide but they haven't gotten back....

SmootSmack · 01-09-2007, 02:43 AM

I play for the Redskins and no one told me! (no one told Brandon Lloyd either...zing!)

DestinyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
DestinyH: Hi
You: Hi Destiny
You: nice name
DestinyH: ty
DestinyH: how are you?
You: good
You: Saw a license plate today that said TAFKAS, found it curious
You: wondered what it meant
You: could've been nothing
DestinyH: do you live in washington?
DestinyH: could have been a football player
DestinyH: who lives there
You: I don't live there
DestinyH: oh ok
You: how'd you think washington?
DestinyH: redskin player named after what you saw
DestinyH: from what the net says
You: really?
DestinyH: yes
You: that's interesting
DestinyH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I love the redskins
DestinyH: wow
You: yeah, what are the odds
You: well I think I'm good for now
You: have a good night
DestinyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

mooby · 01-09-2007, 03:07 AM

lololol the guide i got was great. He was the first cool guide i've gotten.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DustinG
DustinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
DustinG: Hello.
You: hey there dude
DustinG: sup
You: have you ever gotten drunk before?
DustinG: yes indeed
You: sweet
DustinG: why
You: do you like smirnoff black cherry?
You: i dunno, i just felt like asking
DustinG: i dont drink girl beers
DustinG:

You: lol
You: it's all good
You: have you ever gotten drunk and woke up with a pig in the bed with you?
DustinG: unfortunately yes i have made the mistake of porking a fatty when drunk

You: that sucks
DustinG: word
You: one time me n my friends were drinking jack daniels
You: we woke up the next day and his dad walked in and told us the bottle was made in like 1965 and we could've gotten alcohol poisoning lol
You: but yeah
DustinG: how would that give you alcohol poisoning
You: i have no clue
You: his dad just said that could've happened
DustinG: age whiskey doesnt give you alcohol poisoning, over consumption of alcohol will give you that
You: exactly
You: considering me n my friends took like 17 shots, that could've happened
You: so what do you like more, cherry pie or apple pie?
DustinG: i dont like pie
You: w/e floats your boat lol
DustinG: :O
You: so is working for chacha fun?
DustinG: its awesome
You: your like the first cool person i've gotten
DustinG: you have no idea how many times i hear that
DustinG: every day
You: all the other times i got these people who wouldn't say anything
You: haha
DustinG: its wierd
You: well, gj
DustinG: thx

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-09-2007, 09:50 AM

Wow, someone who actually had a personality.

01-06-2007, 03:38 PM	#16
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,319	Re: ChaCha is great I might spend hours on this!

01-06-2007, 07:07 PM	#18
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: ChaCha is great hahaha this is too funny. __________________ Vacancy

01-06-2007, 11:28 PM	#19
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: ChaCha is great i'm so asking for the closest sex-change place is....... __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

01-08-2007, 12:35 PM	#20
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,518	Re: ChaCha is great Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: johnb johnb: Welcome to ChaCha! johnb: Hello You: I'm looking for the answer to question #3 johnb: May I ask question 3 refers to what topic? You: is mattyk72 really the ego? johnb: Ok now I see You: wow I guess he is nice job johnb: Here is everything on mattyk72 johnb: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: he is the man and the ego, what a guy?! johnb: Ok, take care. Thank you. regards You: have you ever been pwned? johnb: no You: pwnage = bad I think johnb: I do not even know what that means You: can u search for pwned for me johnb: ok You: which do you prefer, banana cream pie or coconut cream? johnb: Banana cream You: yeah me too, it really pwns johnb: Okay. Those are 3 sites with pwnage: johnb: Are these results sufficient? You: nice! Even you learned something today, huh johnb: Yes, that is great. thank you. Take care. You: peace out johnb: Regards johnb: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

01-08-2007, 12:44 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: ChaCha is great Those people have no personalities most of the time. To their credit I bet a lot of their stuff ends up getting recorded. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-08-2007, 12:57 PM	#22
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: ChaCha is great It wouldn't be that bad of a side job, I sent an application to be a ChaCha guide but they haven't gotten back.... __________________ Vacancy

01-09-2007, 02:43 AM	#23
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: ChaCha is great I play for the Redskins and no one told me! (no one told Brandon Lloyd either...zing!) DestinyH: Welcome to ChaCha! DestinyH: Hi You: Hi Destiny You: nice name DestinyH: ty DestinyH: how are you? You: good You: Saw a license plate today that said TAFKAS, found it curious You: wondered what it meant You: could've been nothing DestinyH: do you live in washington? DestinyH: could have been a football player DestinyH: who lives there You: I don't live there DestinyH: oh ok You: how'd you think washington? DestinyH: redskin player named after what you saw DestinyH: from what the net says You: really? DestinyH: yes You: that's interesting DestinyH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: I love the redskins DestinyH: wow You: yeah, what are the odds You: well I think I'm good for now You: have a good night DestinyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-09-2007, 03:07 AM	#24
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,468	Re: ChaCha is great lololol the guide i got was great. He was the first cool guide i've gotten. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DustinG DustinG: Welcome to ChaCha! DustinG: Hello. You: hey there dude DustinG: sup You: have you ever gotten drunk before? DustinG: yes indeed You: sweet DustinG: why You: do you like smirnoff black cherry? You: i dunno, i just felt like asking DustinG: i dont drink girl beers DustinG: You: lol You: it's all good You: have you ever gotten drunk and woke up with a pig in the bed with you? DustinG: unfortunately yes i have made the mistake of porking a fatty when drunk You: that sucks DustinG: word You: one time me n my friends were drinking jack daniels You: we woke up the next day and his dad walked in and told us the bottle was made in like 1965 and we could've gotten alcohol poisoning lol You: but yeah DustinG: how would that give you alcohol poisoning You: i have no clue You: his dad just said that could've happened DustinG: age whiskey doesnt give you alcohol poisoning, over consumption of alcohol will give you that You: exactly You: considering me n my friends took like 17 shots, that could've happened You: so what do you like more, cherry pie or apple pie? DustinG: i dont like pie You: w/e floats your boat lol DustinG: :O You: so is working for chacha fun? DustinG: its awesome You: your like the first cool person i've gotten DustinG: you have no idea how many times i hear that DustinG: every day You: all the other times i got these people who wouldn't say anything You: haha DustinG: its wierd You: well, gj DustinG: thx

01-09-2007, 09:50 AM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: ChaCha is great Wow, someone who actually had a personality. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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