You know what sucks...

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Two weeks ago I completely recreated the college experience by cracking open my first beer at around 3:30pm and then didn't stop til a shot of Three Wise Men almost made me puke on the bar at about 1am. I was downing random shots, Jack and cokes, pitchers of beer like there was no tomorrow. Plus it felt like college because I crashed on my friends couch (slept with my shoes and hat on) after I tried unsuccessfully to hook-up with any Baltimore skanks.
I think today is the first morning that I haven't felt hungover since that night.

Please tell me someone drew a tuxedo on you in magic marker. Around my town, whenever you sleep in your shoes, that's the magic go-ahead to do whatever we want to you.

BrudLee · 03-02-2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

If you pass the Heritage House while you're down there, make sure you take your hat off when you walk by because I'll be getting married there in May.

Also, do this:

DRINK SOMETHING.

Oh, I drank a ton - I got down here at noon, loaded up on Goombays and Mojitos, and had a nice $175 dinner. Then I took seven aspirin and went to sleep.

I was also up for sunrise, I've had a delicious breakfast, and I'll be having my first cocktail by 10 am.

BDBohnzie · 03-02-2007, 09:51 AM

Brud. There's a place on Duval called Flamingo Cafe. It's owned by 2 people who used to live in Ocean City MD, went down there on vacation and never came back...and you gotta love no open container laws down there. Now if they only did that in Rehoboth...

Wait a sec...you're in Key West, yet you are logged on here...get your ass off the computer and go drink something. Don't wait til 10am...

724Skinsfan · 03-02-2007, 09:52 AM

[5:30 Friday morning]

{Rite of Spring playing softly in the background}

(724Skinsfan is fast asleep after going to bed just a few hours ago. He's dreaming, yet lucidly conscious of the fact that he is asleep).

"...ahhh, wonderful sleep. another hour and a half before I wake up. No hangover. I'll be good to go once I get just a little more res..."

Suddenly the peaceful scene explodes in a cacophony that has become a daily ritual around this time.

DA-DA!
DA-DA!!!
DAAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Iwanjuice...

Yeah, on days like this, that sucks...sort of.

BDBohnzie · 03-02-2007, 09:54 AM

The above is exactly why my mother stopped drinking...she was sick of taking care of me with a hellacious hangover.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BrudLee

Oh, I drank a ton - I got down here at noon, loaded up on Goombays and Mojitos, and had a nice $175 dinner. Then I took seven aspirin and went to sleep.

I was also up for sunrise, I've had a delicious breakfast, and I'll be having my first cocktail by 10 am.

Where are you staying? And yes, I second everyone else's opinion. I got on for about ten minutes when I was there a couple months ago to say what's up, now it's time to drink.

Also, I strongly recommend eating at the Grand Cafe Key West. That's where my wedding reception is, and it has the best damn crab cakes I've ever eaten.

firstdown · 03-02-2007, 10:41 AM

I feel my age when my neighbors kids around 23 to 27 knock on my door on a nice summer night with a few friends wanting to cut on the back lights and play horse shoes. Last summer we were up until 3:00am throwing shoes and the next day I was down for the count. It does not help knowing that no one has to drive so the beers go down a little quicker. Its fun but man it hurts the next day.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-02-2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Please tell me someone drew a tuxedo on you in magic marker. Around my town, whenever you sleep in your shoes, that's the magic go-ahead to do whatever we want to you.

My friend's were absolutely vicious and borderline sadistic to people who fell asleep.

One guy got stripped naked and thrown out onto his front porch to sleep for the night. The houses in his neighborhood are pretty close together, so needless to say, his neighbors got a nice view of a naked, fat, ugly drunk guy come morning.

Another guy actually got his head NAIRED. The victim was not really in our group of friends and was kinda an a--hole, but still NAIRING? I've got to admit though, it probably would've been funny as hell to see him sitting in class on Monday with clumps of hair falling out and watching him freak out.

MTK · 03-02-2007, 11:35 AM

Damn that is pretty harsh, people's asses get kicked for less.

The worst we ever did to someone who fell asleep early is write on them or put shaving cream in their hand and tickle their nose. Nothing is funnier than watching someone smack themselves in the face with a handful of shaving cream.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 11:36 AM

Did he keep his shoes on?

It's just standard courtesy, almost to the point of Man Law, that if someone is sober enough to get out of his or her shoes, that is a pass from getting ****ed up.

Almost like a Drunken Passover.

That being said, if someone attempts to mess with me while I'm sleeping sans shoes, be prepared for my full wrath regardless of age, gender or size.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Damn that is pretty harsh, people's asses get kicked for less.

The worst we ever did to someone who fell asleep early is write on them or put shaving cream in their hand and tickle their nose. Nothing is funnier than watching someone smack themselves in the face with a handful of shaving cream.

The worst we got was shrink wrapping people and antiquing them (Jackass, the first movie was big when I was in college).

hooskins · 03-02-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by djnemo65

two weekends ago I passed out in a subway station. I don't mean rested my eyes while sitting on a bench either, I mean was woken up by security in a heap on the floor.

But I drank one hell of a lot.

The bars don't close here. They can theoretically stay open 24 hours. Some people sleep for a couple hours in the corner and then wake up ready to go.

Haha, you know many times after you pass out in a subway station or a street corner your anus tends to hurt quite a bit in the morning.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-02-2007, 11:44 AM

Or prison. Or Grillz house.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 03-02-2007, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

Haha, you know many times after you pass out in a subway station or a street corner your anus tends to hurt quite a bit in the morning.

Isn't he in Japan? I think it's probably pretty safe there.

Hey DJN, why are you in Japan anyways? Military?

SmootSmack · 03-02-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha

Isn't he in Japan? I think it's probably pretty safe there.

Hey DJN, why are you in Japan anyways? Military?

He's teaching English there I think

03-02-2007, 09:51 AM	#18
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: You know what sucks... Brud. There's a place on Duval called Flamingo Cafe. It's owned by 2 people who used to live in Ocean City MD, went down there on vacation and never came back...and you gotta love no open container laws down there. Now if they only did that in Rehoboth... Wait a sec...you're in Key West, yet you are logged on here...get your ass off the computer and go drink something. Don't wait til 10am... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

03-02-2007, 09:52 AM	#19
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: You know what sucks... [5:30 Friday morning] {Rite of Spring playing softly in the background} (724Skinsfan is fast asleep after going to bed just a few hours ago. He's dreaming, yet lucidly conscious of the fact that he is asleep). "...ahhh, wonderful sleep. another hour and a half before I wake up. No hangover. I'll be good to go once I get just a little more res..." Suddenly the peaceful scene explodes in a cacophony that has become a daily ritual around this time. DA-DA! DA-DA!!! DAAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Iwanjuice... Yeah, on days like this, that sucks...sort of. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

03-02-2007, 09:54 AM	#20
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: You know what sucks... The above is exactly why my mother stopped drinking...she was sick of taking care of me with a hellacious hangover. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

03-02-2007, 10:41 AM	#22
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: You know what sucks... I feel my age when my neighbors kids around 23 to 27 knock on my door on a nice summer night with a few friends wanting to cut on the back lights and play horse shoes. Last summer we were up until 3:00am throwing shoes and the next day I was down for the count. It does not help knowing that no one has to drive so the beers go down a little quicker. Its fun but man it hurts the next day.

03-02-2007, 11:35 AM	#24
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,569	Re: You know what sucks... Damn that is pretty harsh, people's asses get kicked for less. The worst we ever did to someone who fell asleep early is write on them or put shaving cream in their hand and tickle their nose. Nothing is funnier than watching someone smack themselves in the face with a handful of shaving cream. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

03-02-2007, 11:36 AM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You know what sucks... Did he keep his shoes on? It's just standard courtesy, almost to the point of Man Law, that if someone is sober enough to get out of his or her shoes, that is a pass from getting **ed up. Almost like a Drunken Passover. That being said, if someone attempts to mess with me while I'm sleeping sans shoes, be prepared for my full wrath regardless of age, gender or size. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.**

03-02-2007, 11:44 AM	#28
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: You know what sucks... Or prison. Or Grillz house. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

You know what sucks...

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