Picking up chicks at the gym.

mredskins · 05-01-2007, 01:51 PM

Hess line would work if yo uwere wanting to marry the chick but, if you are just looking to bang don't do it.

BTW- Redheads are crazy and should be avoided!

MTK · 05-01-2007, 01:54 PM

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

12thMan · 05-01-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

SkinEmAll · 05-01-2007, 10:09 PM

Yeah, its sick, twisted, cruel world we live in. Its like, what did I do to deserve this?!! lol

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 05-01-2007, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

seeing that i am a fat ass i never go to the gym but usually when i talk to a girl i go in with the assumption that i am already going to get shot down so i just be my funny self cause people say i am funny and one more thing

fat people know how to flirt

saden1 · 05-02-2007, 01:47 AM

Dear hesscl34,

The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?

hesscl34 · 05-02-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

Dear hesscl34,

The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?

That dude is her man, and she's probably trying to make him jealous by staring at you. Don't go there.... head games...

SkinEmAll · 05-01-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.

GMScud · 05-01-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SkinEmAll

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.

Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-02-2007, 08:42 AM

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Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.

I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.

GMScud · 05-02-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.

Damn, so if they were actually suggesting a menage-e-trois your fiancee wouldn't rip their uterus out? You're a lucky guy TMC!:thumb:

I just got the "hang out" question on Monday. Grrrrrr. Where the hell were you when I was single?? It almost makes me mad. Especially when the girl is really hot.

Lady Brave · 05-01-2007, 02:05 PM

Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 05-01-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Brave

Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.

what are you talking about

Lady Brave · 05-01-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

what are you talking about

I take it you're not a fan of Brian Regan.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 05-02-2007, 04:02 PM

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I take it you're not a fan of Brian Regan.

Who is that guy?

05-01-2007, 01:51 PM	#1
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05-02-2007, 01:47 AM	#6
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 46 Posts: 10,069	Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Dear hesscl34, The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken? __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

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