Where is the craziest place you ever got busy in?

KLHJ2 · 05-22-2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Redskins8588

What did he do that was so wrong? He was asked about the craziest place that he had sex and he answered. And how did he brag about it?

Everyone wants to start a debate with a religious person. WE ARE MEN TOO!

KLHJ2 · 05-22-2007, 04:43 AM

Back to the thread, I had sex with my wife in a Laundrymat, in my car on I-20, and on a boat. My former fiance was the back deck. I am proud of all of them, now I am bragging!

KLHJ2 · 05-22-2007, 05:26 AM

While I am on the subject, all of that just brought back memories of how I met my wife.

I had just graduated basic training, and was about to deploy to Kuwait. Operation Desert Fox/Intrensic Action 98-03, 1998 for all of you doubters out there, look it up. Well, I went home on leave before my deployment to see my family and former fiance. Afterwards I went back to Fort Stewart and the night before I left my Fiance broke it off with me. I guess that she couldn't handle long distance or me being gone for 6 months. Well, I finished my deployment, and returned to Fort Stewart only to be highly encouraged to take leave again. So I went home and hooked up with this other girl that I had used to be friends with. Those 2 weeks were great (I did not sleep with her). The night before I had to go back to Stewart she broke up with me. Again, another chick that couldn't handle long distance (the one that got away). So, I went back to Stewart the moment she broke up with me. I believe that it was 10:30PM. When I got back to Stewart, I met the guy who would eventually be my best man in my wedding. He was assigned to my section while we were on leave. Since he didn't know anybody yet I asked him if he wanted to go to the Sports Bar one night. He agreed, and off we went.

Saturday, February 6, 1999. Charles Percell and I were sitting at a table, and noticed these two chicks who kept glancing over at us. Charles says to me, "I know you see her looking at you, why don't you ask her to dance?" Me being the timid guy I was said "No, not yet, I havent had enough to drink to get me to dance yet". Then he said "If you don't ask her then I will". I said "Go Ahead!" So he did. They danced one song and then she came over and asked me to dance. We danced to a couple of songs, and had some progressive conversation. I got her phone number and she went home with some other guy! And the rest as you say is history, I ended up marrying her.

JoeRedskin · 05-22-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by djnemo65

But you don't seem very contrite

As St. Augustine said wayyyyyyyy back in the 4th Century.

"Oh, Master, make me chaste and celibate - but not yet!"

Schneed10 · 05-22-2007, 09:31 AM

In my mother-in-law's bedroom, because my wife was pissed at her at the time. Hooray for angry sex!

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-22-2007, 09:50 AM

PS- she said in the pooper

jbcjr14 · 05-22-2007, 10:01 AM

Ahhh, this one is easy for me. On the 18th Green at a posh Country Club in Richmond, VA.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 05-22-2007, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by 70Chip

South Carolina. And Lady Brave, feel free to expand on that movie studio story if you like.

south carolina is a crazy place isnt it

12thMan · 05-22-2007, 10:29 AM

Somewhere in Rock Creek Park in D.C. Girlfriend's front porch one night..way back when. Oh yeah, once under the stairway at work while people were passing by

Sammy Baugh Fan · 05-22-2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

PS- she said in the pooper

lol
"That'd be up the butt Bob" is I think what she said.

hahaha I was going to post about this pooper blooper but ya beat me to it.

Funny stuff man.
peace

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-22-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sammy Baugh Fan

lol
"That'd be up the butt Bob" is I think what she said.

hahaha I was going to post about this pooper blooper but ya beat me to it.

Funny stuff man.
peace

I wasn't quoting her verbatim. I'm just mad I couldn't find an uncensored one, but I think everyone gets the idea.
You'd think a dictator like Fidel Castro would have no problem getting his lady to let him in the backdoor.

Southpaw · 05-22-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Somewhere in Rock Creek Park in D.C.

Ewww... I go rock climbing there. Thanks for the mental image. :vomit:

dmek25 · 05-22-2007, 12:23 PM

in a park, in broad daylight. right next to a softball field( yes, there was a game going on)

mredskins · 05-22-2007, 12:25 PM

I am surprised Hess has not jumped on this thread yet. (no pun intended)

Redskins_P · 05-22-2007, 12:59 PM

Parking garage at work (during work hours.....a nooner)

05-22-2007, 04:43 AM	#17
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? Back to the thread, I had sex with my wife in a Laundrymat, in my car on I-20, and on a boat. My former fiance was the back deck. I am proud of all of them, now I am bragging!

05-22-2007, 05:26 AM	#18
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? While I am on the subject, all of that just brought back memories of how I met my wife. I had just graduated basic training, and was about to deploy to Kuwait. Operation Desert Fox/Intrensic Action 98-03, 1998 for all of you doubters out there, look it up. Well, I went home on leave before my deployment to see my family and former fiance. Afterwards I went back to Fort Stewart and the night before I left my Fiance broke it off with me. I guess that she couldn't handle long distance or me being gone for 6 months. Well, I finished my deployment, and returned to Fort Stewart only to be highly encouraged to take leave again. So I went home and hooked up with this other girl that I had used to be friends with. Those 2 weeks were great (I did not sleep with her). The night before I had to go back to Stewart she broke up with me. Again, another chick that couldn't handle long distance (the one that got away). So, I went back to Stewart the moment she broke up with me. I believe that it was 10:30PM. When I got back to Stewart, I met the guy who would eventually be my best man in my wedding. He was assigned to my section while we were on leave. Since he didn't know anybody yet I asked him if he wanted to go to the Sports Bar one night. He agreed, and off we went. Saturday, February 6, 1999. Charles Percell and I were sitting at a table, and noticed these two chicks who kept glancing over at us. Charles says to me, "I know you see her looking at you, why don't you ask her to dance?" Me being the timid guy I was said "No, not yet, I havent had enough to drink to get me to dance yet". Then he said "If you don't ask her then I will". I said "Go Ahead!" So he did. They danced one song and then she came over and asked me to dance. We danced to a couple of songs, and had some progressive conversation. I got her phone number and she went home with some other guy! And the rest as you say is history, I ended up marrying her.

05-22-2007, 09:31 AM	#20
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,426	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? In my mother-in-law's bedroom, because my wife was pissed at her at the time. Hooray for angry sex! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

05-22-2007, 09:50 AM	#21
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? PS- she said in the pooper __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-22-2007, 10:01 AM	#22
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,015	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? Ahhh, this one is easy for me. On the 18th Green at a posh Country Club in Richmond, VA. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

05-22-2007, 10:29 AM	#24
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? Somewhere in Rock Creek Park in D.C. Girlfriend's front porch one night..way back when. Oh yeah, once under the stairway at work while people were passing by

05-22-2007, 12:23 PM	#28
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? in a park, in broad daylight. right next to a softball field( yes, there was a game going on) __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-22-2007, 12:25 PM	#29
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,867	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? I am surprised Hess has not jumped on this thread yet. (no pun intended)

05-22-2007, 12:59 PM	#30
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in? Parking garage at work (during work hours.....a nooner)

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