F... the creepy people at work

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:05 PM

I know! Conversations with him are hilarious, yet never-ending. He's always going off on races and then he's like, "Man, I hate Bush."

Never been married either. He stares at me and my co-workers wives like they are pieces of meat. If you get him talking about younger women, you get TOTALLY freaked out.

12thMan · 05-30-2007, 04:06 PM

We have an intern that works here. Strange kid. Our office is business casual most of the week. Everyday this kid wears the same black suit and he usually has all the buttons fastened. He never removes his jacket and he never speaks to anyone. He's never done anything particulary strange, but there is something a little odd about him.

So one day we're on the elevator and I said something really funny to someone else, and so I turn to the kid thinking at least he's going to crack a laugh, giggle, smile...nothing! Just a blank stare.

I swear we got off the elevator like we just left a funeral. I haven't cracked a joke since.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:07 PM

Wow. On a totally serious note, these are the people I try to make friends with just like was mentioned in the Dane Cook video. After the Tech thing, you never know who is going to go nuts one day.

saden1 · 05-30-2007, 04:08 PM

Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.

12thMan · 05-30-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.

I bet he's drawing a line through your name as we speak.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:16 PM

LOL! I found a picture of him on our network. HILARIOUS.

12thMan · 05-30-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

LOL! I found a picture of him on our network. HILARIOUS.

You are so wrong!!

hesscl34 · 05-30-2007, 04:22 PM

When we grow up we don't find humor in such things ....

MTK · 05-30-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by hesscl34

When we grow up we don't find humor in such things ....

oh c'mon creepy old work guy with suspenders is damn funny!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:28 PM

To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.

MTK · 05-30-2007, 04:28 PM

Is that his myspace pic?

MTK · 05-30-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.

He's a talker huh, hate those people.

We have a guy in the office who is very knowledgeable, but you just dread having to go to him because you know you'll be tied up for the rest of the day talking to him.

Redskin Rich · 05-30-2007, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards.

TMC... just wait to hear what they say about you in 40 years... he was probably really "One Cool Cat" back in his day.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Is that his myspace pic?

OH GOD! LOL. People around here would absolutely die if I made a face MySpace for him.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-30-2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

TMC... just wait to hear what they say about you in 40 years... he was probably really "One Cool Cat" back in his day.

Honestly, listening to some of his stories from the military and stuff, he sounds like he was exactly the same guy.

05-30-2007, 04:05 PM	#16
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work I know! Conversations with him are hilarious, yet never-ending. He's always going off on races and then he's like, "Man, I hate Bush." Never been married either. He stares at me and my co-workers wives like they are pieces of meat. If you get him talking about younger women, you get TOTALLY freaked out. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 04:06 PM	#17
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: F... the creepy people at work We have an intern that works here. Strange kid. Our office is business casual most of the week. Everyday this kid wears the same black suit and he usually has all the buttons fastened. He never removes his jacket and he never speaks to anyone. He's never done anything particulary strange, but there is something a little odd about him. So one day we're on the elevator and I said something really funny to someone else, and so I turn to the kid thinking at least he's going to crack a laugh, giggle, smile...nothing! Just a blank stare. I swear we got off the elevator like we just left a funeral. I haven't cracked a joke since.

05-30-2007, 04:07 PM	#18
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work Wow. On a totally serious note, these are the people I try to make friends with just like was mentioned in the Dane Cook video. After the Tech thing, you never know who is going to go nuts one day. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 04:08 PM	#19
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: F... the creepy people at work Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

05-30-2007, 04:16 PM	#21
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work LOL! I found a picture of him on our network. HILARIOUS. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 04:22 PM	#23
hesscl34 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Germantown, MD Posts: 2,782	Re: F... the creepy people at work When we grow up we don't find humor in such things ....

05-30-2007, 04:28 PM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: F... the creepy people at work To his credit, he's also a really nice guy (when he's not saying racist things). He'd do anything to help you fix a problem, even though he does enjoy a ridiculously long conversation afterwards. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-30-2007, 04:28 PM	#26
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