Party house

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.

So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer.

So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him."

Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot.

I still love that story.

Nice save on this thread that was funny. I went to Seasem Park when I was kid around maybe ten and my cousin was like 15 or 16 (he is kind of fat) and he was told to watch me for the day. Well we go i nthe "jungle gym" like thing and he gets stuck in the rope tunnel trying to keep up with me. they had to cut the rope tunnel down to get him out, he was balling the whole time. It was such good fun and I loved telling everyone the story when we all meet back up for dinner.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Here in the Philly area there's a little theme park called Sesame Place, modeled after sesame street. I had a buddy who worked there in the summers as the guy in the Elmo costume.

So we're at this party one weeknight and he shows up straight from work. He's dressed in street clothes like a normal person. So it's a nice night and we're out on the porch drinking and socializing and whatnot, and I notice this guy isn't around anywhere. Lo and behold I look towards the street and there he goes riding by on a bike he found behind the house, stark naked, with nothing but the Elmo head on. He's looking up at us and waving. I laughed so hard I nearly lost by beer.

So he goes around the block and comes by again, still funny. Then he goes around again, still funny. But as he's coming around the third time a police car comes up behind him with the lights on and stops him. The cops put him in the car. They then came to the door of the party and wanted to check IDs, and when they saw we were all 21 they were cool, and they said "Yeah we were sitting one street over when we saw "Elmo" the first time he came around the block. And we had to give him credit, it was so funny and we were laughing so hard that we couldn't bust him. The second time it was still funny, but the third time we just had to bust him."

Unfortunately they made him remove the Elmo head for the mug shot.

I still love that story.

Yawn.

Where's the bitches, where's the fast cars, and where's the jungle music!!

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Yawn.

Where's the bitches, where's the fast cars, and where's the jungle music!!

If I said it was an Elmo head with a big gold grill, would that help?

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

If I said it was an Elmo head with a big gold grill, would that help?

Getting close, I still need some jungle music up in here

[BDBohnzie]

Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

[Schneed10]

PS I can't believe I actually told a funny story instead of ridiculing this thread.

I mean it's the parking lot, so whatever, but still I'm losing IQ points up in here.

[SmootSmack]

Schneed, tell 'em about the days when you and Zack Mills used to spit rhymes

[firstdown]

One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by firstdown

One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.

Now that's a story!

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Now that's a story!

That is actually a true story but it was a buddy of mine and had always driven a two door car and the rent a car was a four door. This buddy is a trip and about once a year we here that story and he tells it much better then me.

[CRedskinsRule]

Originally Posted by firstdown

One day while playing jungle music I was in a rent a car and filling up with gas. I noticed this hot chick on the other side of the pump and we where exchanging smiles. As I hung up the pump and while checking her out I hopped into the car. When I finally looked up I noticed this rent a car was a four door and I actually had hopped into the back set. As kool as I could I got back out gave her a smile and jumped into the drivers seat while she gave me a little laugh.

are you sure you didn't jump in the back seat because you could tell that she wanted to join you there, and like whatever might happen, but then it was time to go pick up another hot chick and so you like blasted your music and peeled out and pulled into the next gas station over on the other side of the corner, and she saw you and like pulled over there too and started jawin at you so you were like whatever, and peeled out again in your 2010 iroc z-3000?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

For the 10,000th time on this site. Years ago I went to a preseason game, got drunk, we stopped by 7-11 on the way home, Champ Bailey walked in, in my drunken state instead of asking for an autograph I offered to buy him a Big Bite, he accepted and said "Thanks dawg, I needed that."

Good times were had by all.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

For the 10,000th time on this site. Years ago I went to a preseason game, got drunk, we stopped by 7-11 on the way home, Champ Bailey walked in, in my drunken state instead of asking for an autograph I offered to buy him a Big Bite, he accepted and said "Thanks dawg, I needed that."

Good times were had by all.

ahahahahahhahahaha

[JoeRedskin]

This thread feels really empty without some input from hess. <sigh>

[hooskins]

jungle music?