Ask me anything

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Why is it that if he had seen the saw dust he wouldn't be dead?

Chicken or egg, which is it?

Is Miller Lite better because of it's less filling-ness or it's great taste?

What is the grammatical error in the above sentence?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Can I keep this up all day?

african or european? (if i remember correctly)

because he slipped? not sure on the backstory of this one..maybe he was blind and ran into a table saw?

the chicken was blessed with a virgin fertilized egg birth by the baby jesus

both, it has great taste for a shitty cheap beer

"it's" instead of "its"

men don't take roads

I wouldn't mind

[Schneed10]

LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time. This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads. This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... Question 3?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time. This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads. This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... Question 3?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?

What about all of Kidwell's threads?

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

What about all of Kidwell's threads?

Was he the one that would kick off a thread with random lists, like:

TOP FIVE ARTISTS OF ALL TIME:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Britney Spears
3. Jay-Z
4. Charlie Daniels
5. The Junkyard Band

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time. This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads. This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... Question 3?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?

Honestly it's humorous that you put forth such a valiant effort at derailing this thread. I'd say you should have bigger fish to fry but it appears as if you're in the minnow pond yourself, compadre.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Honestly it's humorous that you put forth such a valiant effort at derailing this thread. I'd say you should have bigger fish to fry but it appears as if you're in the minnow pond yourself, compadre.

Derailing this thread? Never! This thread is a train barrelling down the tracks leading to the most retarded in Warpath history.

I just have an eye for these things. Give it time. Question 3 had a ton of posts. This one will too, and one day we shall look back upon it and say "hey you remember that time Tryfuhl created that ask me anything thread? That was retarded!"

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Derailing this thread? Never! This thread is a train barrelling down the tracks leading to the most retarded in Warpath history.

I just have an eye for these things. Give it time. Question 3 had a ton of posts. This one will too, and one day we shall look back upon it and say "hey you remember that time Tryfuhl created that ask me anything thread? That was retarded!"

If this thread is what you're thinking about in years then I'm flattered and somewhat creeped out. I'd hope that we'd be more concerned with what happened during our offseason acquisitions and attempts; but if you want to create a calendar event in Outlook, by all means

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time. This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads. This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... Question 3?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?

I want my title back! Damnit Shawn!!!

[Hog1]

It gathers momentum..............

[MTK]

offiss always deserves a mention at times like this

[Hog1]

Is WeWhite not a nominee?

[SmootSmack]

Are we going to get any answers?

[70Chip]

Do you believe in man to man or zone defense?

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

Do you believe in man to man or zone defense?

In football? It definitely has to vary depending on situation of the game, personnel, opposition, etc

I love seeing a great man corner completely shutdown a number one receiver all game long, but I've never been opposed to seeing someone jump a route from the zone and carrying the ball the other way.

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by tryfuhl

In football? It definitely has to vary depending on situation of the game, personnel, opposition, etc

I love seeing a great man corner completely shutdown a number one receiver all game long, but I've never been opposed to seeing someone jump a route from the zone and carrying the ball the other way.

I was thinking basketball, but whatever.