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07-11-2009, 04:03 PM | #16 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
This is WAY too much fun!!!
Stranger: hey man You: Hi new friend! Stranger: whats up girl You: you said man and girl Stranger: yeah Stranger: are you? You: you swing that way? Stranger: You: a man girl? Stranger: man or girl You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you... Your conversational partner has disconnected Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male Stranger: you? You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male You: good guess though Stranger: owh Stranger: asl please? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: what is your age? Stranger: what is your sex? You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty You: what should I do? Stranger: owh really? Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me Stranger: i think You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above Stranger: simple Stranger: then see what next You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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07-11-2009, 05:41 PM | #17 | |
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07-12-2009, 03:53 PM | #18 |
Wildcard Bitches
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Re: chat with a stranger
Stranger: I don't believe in UFOs
You: neither do i Stranger: cool Stranger: My work here is done You: i mean i believe in ufos You: i believe that an object can be unidentifed and flying Stranger: Oooh nice Stranger: well played You: gummi bear or worm? Stranger: gummi bear You: im more of a worm fan Stranger: Plato v Aristotle You: the republic is genious... but aristotles contributions to the world are greater You: gotta give it to aristotle Stranger: Interesting You: so no ufo's You: what about ghosts Stranger: Nope You: i am a ghost Stranger: OMG Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: a little depressed You: you see, theres this thing.... lets call it.... (my balls) that i got kicked in earlier You: soooo, kinda depressed You: a little confused You: slightly awkward You: i don't know, theres this girl im looking forward to meeting You: but my whole vibes been thrown Stranger: oh, my god You: how do u recover from something like that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hello! Please help me, I've been shrunk. You: Oh no! Stranger: Indeed! It's rather troublesome. You: How were you shrunk! You: lets start there Stranger: No idea! Just woke up this morning and everything was rather ridiculously large. Stranger: I don't recall upseting a wizard, but you never can tell. You: Did you sleep in a dryer last night? You: How small are you? You: Honey I shrunk the kids small, or Little people big world small Stranger: Well, I think I'm about half an inch tall. You: like are you jumping on the keyboard Stranger: So which one is closer? Stranger: And I'm not jumping on the keyboard, no, I'm down here by your foot... You: that's confusing.... You: i have no feet You: just hands You: 5 of them Stranger: Well that's impressive too. You: well, i pissed off a wizard Stranger: Something really needs to be done about them Stranger: It's political correctness gone mad. You: I mean really. I made one subtle comment about the whole hat thing being a little over used... You: Like we get it, your a wizard. You: There's stars on your hat Stranger: Well, wizards, sorcerers and their like are pretty fashion-conscious You: I mean I understand. You: brb You have disconnected. This is so much fun.
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07-12-2009, 05:18 PM | #19 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
Stranger: привет
You: Yeah You: I feel the same way Stranger: пошел на хуй You: No, it hasn't leaked since I got that shot. Stranger: это сделал мой You: Sorry man, I didn't know she was your mom. Stranger: что штраф You: No, I didn't know he was your dad either. You: But it was alot of fun! Stranger: делать за баррель ролл You: Oh yeah, All the time. Especially midget porn You: Bridgette the midget is hot Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL You: <--- Did a barrel roll Stranger: делать за баррель ролл Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL You: like I said, midget porn Stranger: Cool man You: Yeah Stranger: Ever used google translator? You: no Stranger: neither have i You: I purchased $280 worth of booze today Stranger: BS. You: seriously, I am going to a party. You: at a beach. Stranger: Why the hell do you need that much You: Well for starters, i'm not very handsome Stranger: lol You: and I'm out of roofies. Stranger: i cant swim drunk, so id be ****ed Stranger: i almost drowned at beach once for that reason You: Bummer You: the worst part is sandy vaginas. You: it hurts... Stranger: use a wet vac You: thats a good idea! Stranger: i know You: I need to stop at the store for a wetvac and fabreeze, just incase ... Stranger: get some oxyclean too You: Hmmm You: I was thinking about one of those pine tree airfresheners and hanging it from her belly button ring... Stranger: i much prefer new car smell fresheners |
07-12-2009, 05:31 PM | #20 | |
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Re: chat with a stranger
This will probably be my last post before getting banned.
It's been a pleasure spending the last few years with everyone! Quote:
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07-13-2009, 03:05 AM | #21 | |
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07-13-2009, 03:07 AM | #22 |
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07-13-2009, 03:58 AM | #23 |
Most Interesting Man in the World
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Re: chat with a stranger
You: ?
Stranger: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ You: yeah son You: i do You: who told you?> Stranger: I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUURRRRRRRRVVV MUDKIPZ You: samezies You: samezees* Stranger: yo dawg, i heard you liked cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive You: hmm interesting concept You: you know what "race car" is spelt backwards? Stranger: probably something along the lines of racecar You: that may or may not be correct Stranger: a man a plan a cat a canal: panama You: nice You: what are those called again Stranger: palindromes You: yeah, you should watch thihs one dmitri martin standup You: he has some crazy ones You: good stuff Stranger: i love him You: samezees Stranger: i think i've seen it Stranger: Dammit I'm mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog". Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I'm a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I'm it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: "Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog" Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I'm mad.
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07-13-2009, 04:58 AM | #24 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
You: herro?
Stranger: hello You: hi You: my name kimiko Stranger: what's your name? You: i from the Japan Stranger: niice Stranger: my name is Sandy Putinia You: hi sandy? You: where are you come from? Stranger: CANADA You: canada is with statue no? You: is hold the light You: no i think new york, hehe You: i is never go canada You: do you know the japan? Stranger: yes yes Stranger: pinto pequeno? You: i sorry, my english not so good You: what is mean? Stranger: i dont know how to speak japanese, You: i study english very hard You: but is difficult! Stranger: is easier than japanese to learn, dont you think? You: yes but japanese is bogokugo...it mean i speak easy You: are you interested the japanese? Stranger: how can you say 'hello' in japanese? You: konnichiwa! Stranger: uou You: what is mean? You: it is hello in canadian? Stranger: no no, here we speak in english too Stranger: wow it's an expression, like, UAAAL You: you can speak to the america person? You: same speak? Stranger: yeah You: ooh, i jealousy! You: america is so cool culture! You: very great person i think You: does you know obama? Stranger: of course, the president of usa You: ooh, he is famous in canada? You: i think canada culture good too. very great artist avril lavigne. do you know? Stranger: yeaah, rock singer You: she very cute and great singer Stranger: what time is it in there? You: is 1700 oclock Stranger: here is 4:54 in the morning You: eh sugoi! You: we are reversal Stranger: ? Stranger: yeah You: sugoi mean wow! You: why you no sleeping time? Stranger: i'm chatting with some friends Stranger: don't want to leave now Stranger: but soon i'll be going to sleep You: i understand You: so what do you know the japan culture? Stranger: don't know anything xD You: do you know city tokyo? Stranger: yeah You: sugoi! You: is famous the western person? |
07-13-2009, 07:28 AM | #25 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: boy 19 Stranger: and u You: ? 30 Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
07-13-2009, 09:31 AM | #26 |
I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: chat with a stranger
You: What's up? I'm a guy so if that bothers you go ahead and disconnect now.
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07-13-2009, 10:16 AM | #27 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
I kept responding with this.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! People keep thinking the web site was broken, so funny.
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07-13-2009, 10:30 AM | #28 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
Pictures are great to.
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07-13-2009, 10:31 AM | #29 |
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Re: chat with a stranger
rick roll someone
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07-13-2009, 10:34 AM | #30 |
Gamebreaker
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Re: chat with a stranger
This is a great one to scary the pedofiles off with.
Hello this is Roger Livingston with a message from Omegle customer service. It has come to our attention that you have been using this website as an expedient for solicitng sex. Please be advised that this website does not condone such behavior and as such you have been warned. If this behavior persists the local authorities in your area will be notified and you will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. Thank you, Roger Livingston Chief of staff Omegle Customer serivce
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