3 wishes

That Guy · 08-27-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

Living forever? That doesn't sound appealing at all. After you've seen it all and done it all what is left? Infinite boredom and unhappiness...no my friends, death is good!

if you lived forever, you might have enough time to actually beat world of warcraft. how awesome would that be?

okay, not very.

BleedBurgundy · 08-27-2009, 04:35 PM

Silence

My own kingdom

Immortality

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-27-2009, 05:49 PM

I know that I would have a strong sense of buyer's remorse, or something similar, if I was to choose only three wishes. I'd probably be pissed at not thinking of something better when I got my 3 wishes. Anyway, here's what I'd want (for the time being at least).

1) To be phenomenally good at everything thing I try. Basically I'd want to be like Neo in The Matrix where I could just automatically download information into my brain so that I'm great at whatever it is I want to do. If I want to cook a great meal I could, if I wanted to go head-to-head on the court with Lebron James I could, if I wanted to win the World Series of Poker I would. More importantly, if I wanted to talk Megan Fox into accompanying me and Marissa Miller to a private island in the Caribbean I could. You get the idea. Using this ability I'd probably be able to make all the money I need using my sweet skills (computer hacking, bo-staff wielding, etc).

2) I'd want my whole family, all my friends, and the people I care about to live long and happy lives. I wouldn't necessarily want us all to live forever but I'd want everyone to feel like they lived complete and fulfilling lives and then pass on painlessly when they're ready.

3) Shit, might as well be able to fly.

SmootSmack · 08-27-2009, 06:25 PM

1. Chris Cooley's job

2. Chris Cooley's wife

3. Chris Cooley as my life coach

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-27-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Miller101

1. Season Ticket Prices drop back to an affordable amount.

2. Redskins blow out the Cowboys in the NFC Championship game, AGAIN. And then go to the superbowl and beat the Patriots 88-0. The Redskins then go back to the Superbowl the next year, playing the Patriots again, and then continue to run up the score on the Patriots, AGAIN!

3. A comped Kingpin suite in the Palms Casino in Vegas. So I can celebrate the Redskins Superbowl Victories in style!

You'd want them to make it that far?

Trample the Elderly · 08-27-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

1. Chris Cooley's job

2. Chris Cooley's wife

3. Chris Cooley as my life coach

I doubt El Capitan will want to be your life coach after you've taken his wife and job.

Slingin Sammy 33 · 08-27-2009, 11:18 PM

1) Own the Skins and average 1 SB win for every 3 years of ownership (don't want to be too greedy and if no one else ever wins there's no challenge).

2) Ability to go back to points in my life with knowledge I have now and make different decisions. Kind of like a DVD with alternate endings and I can go back and do this multiple times (of course with no eternal repercussions for what I do) :FIREdevil

3) When I'm bored with #2 join my family & friends on the "up" elevator.

jamf · 08-28-2009, 03:19 AM

1) Power - Think Caligula...
2) Jerry Jones sells the Cowboys to Dolly Parton and she renames the stadium Dollyworld and makes the Dallas Star Pink.
3) figure out where Elvis, Tupac and Joe Crisp have been hiding.

charlied72 · 09-01-2009, 09:58 PM

1. Superbowl
2. World Peace
3. A repeat

12thMan · 09-01-2009, 10:31 PM

1) To be the financial advisor for Schneed, Dmek, FRPLG, Quake, SmootSmack and receive 30% for managing their wealth. And since this is a wish, they'd have to pay me.

2) To own a ridiculous ranch somewhere in Montana.

3) Capture Bin Laden.

08-27-2009, 04:35 PM	#17
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,471	Re: 3 wishes Silence My own kingdom Immortality __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

08-27-2009, 05:49 PM	#18
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: 3 wishes I know that I would have a strong sense of buyer's remorse, or something similar, if I was to choose only three wishes. I'd probably be pissed at not thinking of something better when I got my 3 wishes. Anyway, here's what I'd want (for the time being at least). 1) To be phenomenally good at everything thing I try. Basically I'd want to be like Neo in The Matrix where I could just automatically download information into my brain so that I'm great at whatever it is I want to do. If I want to cook a great meal I could, if I wanted to go head-to-head on the court with Lebron James I could, if I wanted to win the World Series of Poker I would. More importantly, if I wanted to talk Megan Fox into accompanying me and Marissa Miller to a private island in the Caribbean I could. You get the idea. Using this ability I'd probably be able to make all the money I need using my sweet skills (computer hacking, bo-staff wielding, etc). 2) I'd want my whole family, all my friends, and the people I care about to live long and happy lives. I wouldn't necessarily want us all to live forever but I'd want everyone to feel like they lived complete and fulfilling lives and then pass on painlessly when they're ready. 3) Shit, might as well be able to fly. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-27-2009, 06:25 PM	#19
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: 3 wishes 1. Chris Cooley's job 2. Chris Cooley's wife 3. Chris Cooley as my life coach __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-27-2009, 11:18 PM	#22
Slingin Sammy 33 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 4,347	Re: 3 wishes 1) Own the Skins and average 1 SB win for every 3 years of ownership (don't want to be too greedy and if no one else ever wins there's no challenge). 2) Ability to go back to points in my life with knowledge I have now and make different decisions. Kind of like a DVD with alternate endings and I can go back and do this multiple times (of course with no eternal repercussions for what I do) :FIREdevil 3) When I'm bored with #2 join my family & friends on the "up" elevator. __________________ "I would bet.....(if), an angel fairy came down and said, '[You can have anything] in the world you would like to own,' I wouldn't be surprised if you said a football club and particularly the Washington Redskins.'' — Jack Kent Cooke, 1996.

08-28-2009, 03:19 AM	#23
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,319	Re: 3 wishes 1) Power - Think Caligula... 2) Jerry Jones sells the Cowboys to Dolly Parton and she renames the stadium Dollyworld and makes the Dallas Star Pink. 3) figure out where Elvis, Tupac and Joe Crisp have been hiding.

09-01-2009, 09:58 PM	#24
charlied72 Camp Scrub Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Falls Church Posts: 16	Re: 3 wishes 1. Superbowl 2. World Peace 3. A repeat

09-01-2009, 10:31 PM	#25
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: 3 wishes 1) To be the financial advisor for Schneed, Dmek, FRPLG, Quake, SmootSmack and receive 30% for managing their wealth. And since this is a wish, they'd have to pay me. 2) To own a ridiculous ranch somewhere in Montana. 3) Capture Bin Laden.

3 wishes

Parking Lot