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Old 10-21-2009, 07:09 PM   #1
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Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.
ahh the elusive 7-7-7 haikuu
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:57 PM   #2
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Third and eight, we throw for six
Campbell refuses to throw for six
So much for ten and six.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:13 AM   #3
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It's Redskins Sunday
The empty endzone taunts us
We lose to KC
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:59 PM   #4
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

"**** you dan snyder
**** you vinny cerrato
**** you head coach zorn"

Didn't make that one
stole poem from another site
use it anyway.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:28 AM   #5
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:24 AM   #6
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Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits
lol nice
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:31 AM   #7
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For real some can't count,
Is it actually that hard?
Yeah, I am an ass.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:31 AM   #8
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Skins jokes left and right
Even the Lions can laugh
At least there's the Caps

From Bingo to booth
I doubt much will really change
Will Sherm call B Nine?

Touchdown Redskins! Score!
Win Super Bowl Number Four
Vinny's still here? Shit.

These are fun!
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:07 AM   #9
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Glory days all gone by,
how it makes me cry,
bleeding still burgundy and gold,
a fan until I'm old.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:11 AM   #10
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

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Old 10-21-2009, 11:18 AM   #11
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

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Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:23 AM   #12
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Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:32 PM   #13
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6
5
8
6
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Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:49 PM   #14
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Fine!

Make sure you count right,
cause count them they might,
Redskins stand up, fight!

Last place you are at,
makes me beat my cat,
burned my redskins hat!

JKC please rise!
correct this demise,
cuz it hurts my eyes!

Warpath forum cool!
the other forum, tool!
makes me beat my mule!

Redskins defiant
makes skinsguy violent!
ummm........................
Hail to the Redskins! LOL
Haiku rebuttal fail! 5-7-5
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:25 AM   #15
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Glory days are gone
Oh when will we win again
Not this year it seems
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