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12-21-2009, 05:25 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
How about every "report" being dubbed a "matrix"
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12-21-2009, 05:28 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-21-2009, 05:29 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Or how about any small talk? People ask if you have any plans for the weekend. Yeah I do, I am not gonna be around you.
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12-21-2009, 05:30 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
TPS Reports.
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12-21-2009, 05:34 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-21-2009, 05:50 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
.............right?
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12-21-2009, 05:59 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
haha yeah our boss says stuff about it being the 4th quarter(not fiscal) and we need to step it up to pull out a win...lol
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12-21-2009, 06:07 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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You're moving the ball downfield, getting those first downs, but let's get some more points on the scoreboard. Let's turn some of those first downs into touchdowns. Don't try to take this project on on your own. Follow your lead blockers
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12-21-2009, 06:14 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
hahaaa, follow your lead blockers got me lol'ing
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12-21-2009, 06:27 PM
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12-21-2009, 06:32 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Ok I pick up my cell to call home and the office phone starts to ring so I hang up and pick up the office phone but no one is there. This happens 3 times and I start getting ticked that someone keeps hanging up on me when I realize I'm calling the office number and not my house hanging up on myself.
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12-21-2009, 06:56 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Catch twenty-two.
It's an all-around term but my department just LOVES to use that constantly, sometimes 2-3 times in the same sentence.
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12-21-2009, 06:57 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Oh, and the head of my department says, "If you want to maintain your salary-retention program... HARHARHAR."
For those who don't get that, he means your job. What kind of douche says stuff like that?
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12-21-2009, 08:03 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-21-2009, 08:13 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
The whole "Lean Manufacturing" idea can lick my nuts.
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