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Old 08-08-2005, 05:39 PM   #16
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Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com

Hahaha, with those sausages he calls fingers.

Poor guy prolly forgot what his penis looks like.
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Old 08-08-2005, 05:43 PM   #17
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I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat... To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

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Old 08-08-2005, 05:48 PM   #18
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...
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Old 08-08-2005, 06:49 PM   #19
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...


hahahaha simpsons... disability episode
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Old 08-08-2005, 07:03 PM   #20
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Our favorite columnist, Lenny Pastabelly was on hand for Saturday's scrimmage and will be filing his Redskins training camp report based on those observations.. My predictions on what he will mention:

Poor offensive line play
Bad decision making by Ramsey
Good defense
Joe Gibbs 'ugly Dallas fans' comment
Smallish receivers

Basically he's going to make us out to be a NAIA Division III team that has no place on the same field with an NFL team, like he always does.. :smashfrea
he'll probably mention the food they served that day.
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Old 08-08-2005, 07:28 PM   #21
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hahahaha simpsons... disability episode
Yeah. Maybe Lenny P will show up in a mumu and holding his "reaching broom".
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Old 08-08-2005, 07:34 PM   #22
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Press any key?? Where's the "any" key?
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:01 PM   #23
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How'd he fit in the stadium?
You didn't hear? Nunyo just reported that it took 150 cans of WD-40 to grease that fat bastard up so he could fit through the double doors ...
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:08 PM   #24
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seriously? i thought they airlifted him in with 6 different black hawks.
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Old 08-08-2005, 08:13 PM   #25
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I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference.
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Old 08-08-2005, 10:58 PM   #26
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Ah to be bashed by a pastabelly
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Old 08-08-2005, 11:01 PM   #27
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Man, you guys are true skins fans!!! I love it!!!
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:28 AM   #28
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I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference.
I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:37 AM   #29
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I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.
he is officially on the clock
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Old 08-09-2005, 08:55 AM   #30
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Well TAFKAS, I guess NOW I know...

... APPARENTLY you know what that is half of.
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