Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-08-2005, 04:39 PM

Hahaha, with those sausages he calls fingers.

Poor guy prolly forgot what his penis looks like.

jacobyfan · 08-08-2005, 04:43 PM

I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat... To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-08-2005, 04:48 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...

EternalEnigma21 · 08-08-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason...

hahahaha simpsons... disability episode

mooby · 08-08-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Paintrain

Our favorite columnist, Lenny Pastabelly was on hand for Saturday's scrimmage and will be filing his Redskins training camp report based on those observations.. My predictions on what he will mention:

Poor offensive line play
Bad decision making by Ramsey
Good defense
Joe Gibbs 'ugly Dallas fans' comment
Smallish receivers

Basically he's going to make us out to be a NAIA Division III team that has no place on the same field with an NFL team, like he always does.. :smashfrea

he'll probably mention the food they served that day.

jacobyfan · 08-08-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by canthetuna

hahahaha simpsons... disability episode

Yeah. Maybe Lenny P will show up in a mumu and holding his "reaching broom".

SmootSmack · 08-08-2005, 06:34 PM

Press any key?? Where's the "any" key?

gortiz · 08-08-2005, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

How'd he fit in the stadium?

You didn't hear? Nunyo just reported that it took 150 cans of WD-40 to grease that fat bastard up so he could fit through the double doors ...

mooby · 08-08-2005, 07:08 PM

seriously? i thought they airlifted him in with 6 different black hawks.

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-08-2005, 07:13 PM

I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference.

GoSkins! · 08-08-2005, 09:58 PM

Ah to be bashed by a pastabelly

12thMan · 08-08-2005, 10:01 PM

Man, you guys are true skins fans!!! I love it!!!

SmootSmack · 08-09-2005, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference.

I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.

BigSKINBauer · 08-09-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I've talked it over with the other moderators and we've decided that as punishment we're not allowing you to post any messages between the hours of 2:30am-5:30am on Tuesday Aug. 9 and Wednesday Aug. 10

Maybe this will teach you not to skip over Simpsons references.

he is officially on the clock

TheMalcolmConnection · 08-09-2005, 07:55 AM

Well TAFKAS, I guess NOW I know...

... APPARENTLY you know what that is half of.

08-08-2005, 04:39 PM	#16
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Hahaha, with those sausages he calls fingers. Poor guy prolly forgot what his penis looks like. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-08-2005, 04:43 PM	#17
jacobyfan Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Nashville, TN Age: 47 Posts: 172	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com I'm sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat... To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Last edited by jacobyfan; 08-08-2005 at 06:27 PM.

08-08-2005, 04:48 PM	#18
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's familiar for some reason... __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-08-2005, 06:34 PM	#22
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Press any key?? Where's the "any" key? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-08-2005, 07:08 PM	#24
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,596	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com seriously? i thought they airlifted him in with 6 different black hawks.

08-08-2005, 07:13 PM	#25
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com I can't believe I missed a Simpsons reference. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

08-08-2005, 09:58 PM	#26
GoSkins! The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yorktown, Va Age: 57 Posts: 1,587	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Ah to be bashed by a pastabelly __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. A. Einstien

08-08-2005, 10:01 PM	#27
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Man, you guys are true skins fans!!! I love it!!!

08-09-2005, 07:55 AM	#30
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Be prepared for a bashing on ESPN.com Well TAFKAS, I guess NOW I know... ... APPARENTLY you know what that is half of. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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