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06-21-2006, 04:42 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-21-2006, 05:02 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
And here's another funny quote from ESPN. This one was said by Tony Realli just now on around the horn, "let's dig into this buffet of manliness." Geew.
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06-21-2006, 05:15 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
It's time to leave work, but in light of the recent Michael Strahan-Dr. Ian homoeroticism, I hate to make things awkward. But I will anyway. Farewell my dear friends, farewell.
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06-23-2006, 08:33 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.
My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable? The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.
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06-23-2006, 08:44 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Just ask yourself: WWVVCD?
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06-23-2006, 08:47 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
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06-23-2006, 08:49 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
WWVVCD = What Would a Vince Vaughn Character Do?
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06-23-2006, 08:53 AM
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I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is wife! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.
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06-23-2006, 08:56 AM
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She does get pumped up for the games, but most chicks don't get as fired up as true fans do.
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06-23-2006, 08:59 AM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.
MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.
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06-23-2006, 09:02 AM
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06-23-2006, 08:49 AM
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06-23-2006, 08:55 AM
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I'm quoting our hero Vince Vaughn from Old School...
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06-23-2006, 08:48 AM
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06-23-2006, 08:47 AM
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