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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Richmond, VA
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. . . . I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now? |
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Living Legend
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
Age: 39
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Video: KO Of The Week: Old Man Gets Dropped Inside McDonalds
I hate promoting ignorance and Worldstar definitely is, but I can't get over how this old dude is fighting someone! This guy is at least in his mid 40's trying to fist fight a guy and he got stone cold knocked out. I've never seen a guy fall flat on his face like that lol I mean he was lights out. I'm sad to say, I laughed. I think it has more to do with the reaction of the guy filming. p.s. Worldstar can be a bit NSFW so caution.
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
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"So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty |
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Kinda cool:
Google Map Autumn Glow Way, Perry Hall, MD Look in the outfield.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
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For some reason, I thought of the TV show Lost when I looked up the address
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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"So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Dog beard!
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Living Legend
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
Age: 39
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
The Harlem Shake videos are a fad going around the internet at the moment. Starts off with one person dancing while everyone around them acts normal until the bass drops then its full on chaos. To get an idea... Harlem Shake Roulette
This video was done at Susquehanna University. 11 players on their D-3 football team were kicked from the team for taking part.
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