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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
MAN LAW: Watch this ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=...&v=5k3L-_Snu7k ... you have to sign up, I think you can just use a fake email and whatnot. It's also much funnier if you've seen "Lazy Sunday" from Saturday Night Live, which is only on NBC website I think.
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06-14-2006, 04:04 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
And no conversation in urinals unless it consists of: "So, I banged 10 chicks before I came in here and drank like 24 beers."
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06-14-2006, 04:05 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)
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06-14-2006, 04:05 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
That makes it retreat back into my body.
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06-14-2006, 04:07 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
i intentionally took 10 extra min. while he paced outside the bathroom. when i walked out the door he looked like he was gonna cry
if its that bad just hover over the wastebasket dude |
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06-14-2006, 04:08 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
I would have opened the door a little bit and stuck out a cup and a few pieces of toilet paper for him.
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06-14-2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
You bring cups with you when you eliminate?
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06-14-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man Law: stop that
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06-14-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
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06-14-2006, 04:10 PM
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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.
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06-14-2006, 04:11 PM
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
Quote:
 That would have been wierd
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06-14-2006, 04:13 PM
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06-14-2006, 04:13 PM
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Man Law: Don't be pissed if a stranger's dog bites your hand when you try to pet it without asking.
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06-14-2006, 04:16 PM
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Schneed posted this up in the last discussion on the topic
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php |
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06-14-2006, 04:22 PM
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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....
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