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In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.
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06-14-2006, 04:33 PM
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06-14-2006, 04:34 PM
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06-14-2006, 04:43 PM
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06-14-2006, 03:02 PM
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Man Law: If you ARE forced to take a urinal next to another man. No eye contact whatsoever.
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06-14-2006, 03:03 PM
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06-14-2006, 03:04 PM
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And no conversation in urinals unless it consists of: "So, I banged 10 chicks before I came in here and drank like 24 beers."
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Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)
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06-14-2006, 03:57 PM
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06-14-2006, 04:00 PM
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When driving:
-make sure your blinker is off after merging -only drive in the fast lane if your going fast (80+) -do not throw your lit cigarette butt out the window -use your signal everytime |
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06-14-2006, 04:11 PM
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Never use chat room grammar on a discussion board! No wut i mean!
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06-14-2006, 03:05 PM
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That makes it retreat back into my body.
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06-14-2006, 03:07 PM
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i intentionally took 10 extra min. while he paced outside the bathroom. when i walked out the door he looked like he was gonna cry
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06-14-2006, 03:08 PM
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I would have opened the door a little bit and stuck out a cup and a few pieces of toilet paper for him.
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You bring cups with you when you eliminate?
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