Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones

dmek25 · 01-28-2007, 08:21 AM

i was wondering when that was coming....

Skins_4_Lyfe · 01-28-2007, 09:19 AM

I always think of Mr. Burns whenever I see Jerry. LOL

skinsfan69 · 01-28-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wilsowilso

What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.

C'mon. Jimmy Johnson is the one who made it all happen. What happened after Jimmy left? He won with Barry S but that was all Jimmy's players.

MTK · 01-29-2007, 01:23 PM

Since their run in the mid 90's the Cowboys' record since 1997 is 73-87. Those titles are a long time ago now.

The Redskins under Snyder since 1999 are actually two games better than the Cowboys during the same time period. The Redskins are 59-69 while the Cowboys are 57-71.

firstdown · 01-29-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dblanch66

This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did not see a thing in the artical that said or had quotes that Jerry Jones said that.

dmek25 · 01-29-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Since their run in the mid 90's the Cowboys' record since 1997 is 73-87. Those titles are a long time ago now.

The Redskins under Snyder since 1999 are actually two games better than the Cowboys during the same time period. The Redskins are 59-69 while the Cowboys are 57-71.

how many fans do you think would know this?

firstdown · 01-29-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

how many fans do you think would know this?

Not many but allot of those wins are our losses. I would not like to see JJ stats against us or his stats against Snyder. They would be depressing.

MTK · 01-29-2007, 03:11 PM

Skins are 4-12 vs. Dallas since '99

dmek25 · 01-29-2007, 05:56 PM

why did you have to do that?

SmootSmack · 01-29-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Skins are 4-12 vs. Dallas since '99

3-1 since 2005

dmek25 · 01-29-2007, 06:10 PM

yea for tafkas

sportscurmudgeon · 01-31-2007, 12:15 AM

So, why doesn't Jerry Jones stop the charade and just name himself as the head coach of the team? He's the owner, president, CEO and GM already. He just needs to name himself as the head coach and there won't be any conflict in Dallas. Except that the losses would pile up even faster than they have in this millenium.

The bad news - if Jones,does that - is that Danny Boy may feel as if he has to match that show of football insight. [shudder!] That would put Dallas and the Skins in the position of "perennial contenders for the #1 pick in the draft"...

dblanch66 · 01-31-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

I did not see a thing in the artical that said or had quotes that Jerry Jones said that.

Didn't say he said that. But, he is the one who hired an OC before hiring a head coach. Still a doucebag move. But that's just my opinion.

01-28-2007, 08:21 AM	#31
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01-28-2007, 09:19 AM	#32
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01-29-2007, 01:23 PM	#34
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,518	Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones Since their run in the mid 90's the Cowboys' record since 1997 is 73-87. Those titles are a long time ago now. The Redskins under Snyder since 1999 are actually two games better than the Cowboys during the same time period. The Redskins are 59-69 while the Cowboys are 57-71. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

01-29-2007, 03:11 PM	#38
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01-29-2007, 05:56 PM	#39
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones why did you have to do that? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

01-29-2007, 06:10 PM	#41
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones yea for tafkas __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

01-31-2007, 12:15 AM	#42
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones So, why doesn't Jerry Jones stop the charade and just name himself as the head coach of the team? He's the owner, president, CEO and GM already. He just needs to name himself as the head coach and there won't be any conflict in Dallas. Except that the losses would pile up even faster than they have in this millenium. The bad news - if Jones,does that - is that Danny Boy may feel as if he has to match that show of football insight. [shudder!] That would put Dallas and the Skins in the position of "perennial contenders for the #1 pick in the draft"... __________________ The Sports Curmudgeon www.sportscurmudgeon.com But don't get me wrong, I love sports...

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