What is the worst thing you've ever done

[hesscl34]

...OMG!! Can we please pull this thread up out of the gutter just a bit?? ... <ugh!!!!>

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?

In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

[ArtMonkDrillz]

The worst thing I did to a member of the opposite sex today was to drag Hess' thread into the gutter. For that, I am sorry.

[Schneed10]

There should be a gutter forum where we can all lie down in sewage, drink MD 20/20s, and discuss bucking broncos and cleveland steamers.

[JoeRedskin]

The worst thing I did to the opposite sex was: To call the twins I was sleeping by the wrong names.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by Sammy Baugh Fan

I stole a chicken off a lady's porch. It was frozen and thawing and I was hitchhiking across country.

Steal just one Chicken and they can call you a Chicken Thief for life. Geez.

Truedat!
peace

And yes I have asked for forgivness tho not that lady in that other state and repaid back many more than just 7 chickens. lol

peace

Teach a man how to steal a chicken...........and you feed him for life

[hesscl34]

I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Southpaw

Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.

thats funny

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

LOL

Schneed, as high up on the intellectual respect ladder of mine that you are on, you just went down a rung. It's still pretty high but ...

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

now that is just evil

[hesscl34]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

now that is just evil

Trust me, he deserved it!

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

Trust me, he deserved it!

not saying he didnt but it is still evil but funny

[hesscl34]

oh, and I've faked it of course.... Every woman has done that, and feels a little guilty...

[Southpaw]

Originally Posted by hesscl34

I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

I couldn't think of anything, but your story jogged my memory. I was arguing with a previous girlfriend on the phone, and in the middle of being angry and tired, I called her my ex's name on accident. The ex was a complete skank, and the girl I was arguing with knew it from things I had said.

So anyway, I called her the wrong name and she responds with "WHAT!?". Instead of trying to explain that it was a mistake and saying I was sorry, I responded with "You heard me". I have no idea why I said that. Maybe my inner asshead comes out when I'm tired. Either way, it was fun trying to dig myself out of that hole.