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Old 06-15-2007, 11:54 AM   #31
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Lady Brave, I have indeed heard of that, but I hear you have to be driving on the actual road to get one. If I'm THAT drunk to be rolling down the highway, I deserve it!
Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:59 AM   #32
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It seems like every town has one of those. There's a wheelchair lady here and she DARES you to run into her. She'll pull right out in front of you and not care at all.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:08 PM   #33
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Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:25 PM   #34
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man, you will do anything for a job?
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:27 PM   #35
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Well some folks in the rural south think lawn mowers and tractors are a perfectly acceptable means of transportation.

We actually have a lady who rides her motorized wheelchair in the middle of a very busy four lane street in front of our courthouse and you better not even think about blowing your horn at her. She scares me.
You know what that reminds me of?



Sorry, just had to post that again. (I just noticed that his shirt says "I'm a Pepper." I find that funny)
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:43 PM   #36
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As a kid we had this town drunk who had so many DWI's they took his license away for good. So he drove a small farm tractor around town, I guess you don't need a license for that.

It was hilarious, this old drunk totally bombed cruising around on a damn tractor. We used to chase after him on our bikes and one of my friends would even hop on the back and the old guy wouldn't even notice!

Looking back now I don't understand why the cops didn't pull his drunk ass over whenever he was on that tractor.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:45 PM   #37
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It seems like every town has one of those. There's a wheelchair lady here and she DARES you to run into her. She'll pull right out in front of you and not care at all.
LOL when I lived in Massachusetts a few years ago there was this old lady who used to drive right down the middle of the road in her wheelchair. I think she even had turn signals on the back of it.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:46 PM   #38
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It's kind of surprising that no one has run them over. Like they really piss people off a LOT.
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:00 PM   #39
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I'm working on bringing lawn mower racing to ESPN. Stay tuned
Long story short, I know a guy who races Lawn mowers that he puts old VW Beatle Engines in. Those things are scary.
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:04 PM   #40
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Sadly................it's in Florida

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Old 06-15-2007, 10:37 PM   #41
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Re: Stress relief tactics?

you can get a set of pulleys for tens of dollars and take off the belly mower on a lawn tractor and make a 12hp mower run at like 45mph and get there in no time... you seriously have to install drag bars on these things... especially when you get into the 20hp+ jobs...

i have family in front royal who race them and am thinking about starting an event featuring lawnmower races...
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:36 PM   #42
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Prayer and Meditation.
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:17 PM   #43
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cocaine and blowjobs.
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Old 06-16-2007, 09:38 PM   #44
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cocaine and blowjobs.
cocaine???? How about weed and blowjobs. Nothing like lighting up a doobie with your buddy, going in the other room and getting head from your wife, then retreating to the big screen for some PS2 action. haha
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Old 06-22-2007, 02:03 PM   #45
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Re: Stress relief tactics?

I know this is an old thread at this point, but I found an article that relates to what we were talking about a week ago...

Looks like the cops in WI are the only ones smart enough to ticket people rolling down the street in their wheelchairs.
Man In Wheelchair Ticketed For Riding In Street - News Story - WISN Milwaukee
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