Fake Breasts

Redskin Rich · 01-05-2008, 05:18 PM

OK... Here is my experience with fakes... they look good in clothes, but outside of clothes, they always look odd... everytime she bends over, you will see the implant as it forms a ridge on the bottom third of the boob.

On the plus side... if she does get them, make sure you take her in a dark room and hold a flashlight up to them... they will glow like a latern (less mass).

mheisig · 01-05-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

OK... Here is my experience with fakes... they look good in clothes, but outside of clothes, they always look odd... everytime she bends over, you will see the implant as it forms a ridge on the bottom third of the boob.

On the plus side... if she does get them, make sure you take her in a dark room and hold a flashlight up to them... they will glow like a latern (less mass).

That needs to go in a signature line somewhere.

MTRedskinsFan · 01-05-2008, 10:04 PM

I don't know if this will help you BB but it should be interesting anyway. My relative wanted to "improve" her rack and looked into the options. She is a mom (of three) so she was a bit saggy. Not wanting to get much bigger she opted to get a "boob lift" of sorts, w/o implants, and was very pleased. I think w/ more perkiness the breasts seem bigger (and not to mention better).

SkinEmAll · 01-06-2008, 12:48 AM

As its been said already, a pretty safe routine these days. Ive dated several in the past with fake boobies, and some were way too big and firm, others were pretty decent. The thing you have too make certain is a quality, which isnt usually the cheapest, doctor evaluates and performs the surgery. Good doctors wont let women go beyond their means, so to speak. My wife has had hers for over 13-14 years now, without the first problem. She was a small B cup, went to a full C, perfection I tell ya! The more natural setting fakes have the implant under the muscle. As far as breast feeding, she breast fed both of our kids no problem, and to be honest with you, her boobies are way more natural looking and feeling now. I can talk boobies all day, but thats it for now, hope it was helpful.

jsarno · 01-06-2008, 01:03 AM

I didn't see this kind of post, so I'll just say...remember, if she gets them, most guys will stare, is that what you really want?
It's better to be yourself than someone you're not.

But hey, like a tattoo on a 90 year old, they will certainly be funny looking in 40-70 years.

SkinEmAll · 01-06-2008, 02:25 AM

Some dudes are just total assholes and stare no matter what. So thats not really an issue. But to respond to some other comments earlier about if she doesnt like them she can have them removed, well sure, but then you have extra skin to deal with, let alone the expense. IT IS NOT CHEAP, putting them in or taking them out! So I'd make damn sure you and her are completly positive on your decision before moving forward.

Hail to the Boobies!!

Redskin Rich · 01-06-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MTRedskinsFan

I don't know if this will help you BB but it should be interesting anyway. My relative wanted to "improve" her rack and looked into the options. She is a mom (of three) so she was a bit saggy. Not wanting to get much bigger she opted to get a "boob lift" of sorts, w/o implants, and was very pleased. I think w/ more perkiness the breasts seem bigger (and not to mention better).

I know of a couple of women who had this done... most without a problem... but I know one who lost "sensativity" in the nipple... man, what is the point of having a nicer rack if they don't feel.

Unless they are just gross, let nature be.

skinsguy · 01-06-2008, 07:36 PM

I don't like fake breasts. There's just something about ala natural!

GMScud · 01-07-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SkinEmAll

As its been said already, a pretty safe routine these days. Ive dated several in the past with fake boobies, and some were way too big and firm, others were pretty decent. The thing you have too make certain is a quality, which isnt usually the cheapest, doctor evaluates and performs the surgery. Good doctors wont let women go beyond their means, so to speak. My wife has had hers for over 13-14 years now, without the first problem. She was a small B cup, went to a full C, perfection I tell ya! The more natural setting fakes have the implant under the muscle. As far as breast feeding, she breast fed both of our kids no problem, and to be honest with you, her boobies are way more natural looking and feeling now. I can talk boobies all day, but thats it for now, hope it was helpful.

That makes me feel pretty good. My girlfriend wants to get them ASAP. She's wanted them for a long time. I think she looks great now, and I told her that, but I'm not opposed to the idea either. My only worry was the complication thing, particularly breast feeding. We've been together a long time and hope to get married and have kids, so I was concerned in that respect.

SmootSmack · 01-07-2008, 01:56 AM

She has no plans of joining the German Army, does she?

Words of Advice for Mrs. BleedBurgundy

BleedBurgundy · 01-07-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

She has no plans of joining the German Army, does she?

Words of Advice for Mrs. BleedBurgundy

Well, that seals it, no boob job for her.

Dogtag · 01-07-2008, 10:10 AM

Don't ask us --- your concerns are valid and you should discuss them with a medical professional that you trust.

01-05-2008, 05:18 PM	#31
Redskin Rich The Starter Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,420	Re: Fake Breasts OK... Here is my experience with fakes... they look good in clothes, but outside of clothes, they always look odd... everytime she bends over, you will see the implant as it forms a ridge on the bottom third of the boob. On the plus side... if she does get them, make sure you take her in a dark room and hold a flashlight up to them... they will glow like a latern (less mass). __________________ I really have nothing to say in this matter, please ignore the above post as blowing hot air.

01-05-2008, 10:04 PM	#33
MTRedskinsFan Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 359	Re: Fake Breasts I don't know if this will help you BB but it should be interesting anyway. My relative wanted to "improve" her rack and looked into the options. She is a mom (of three) so she was a bit saggy. Not wanting to get much bigger she opted to get a "boob lift" of sorts, w/o implants, and was very pleased. I think w/ more perkiness the breasts seem bigger (and not to mention better).

01-06-2008, 12:48 AM	#34
SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Fake Breasts As its been said already, a pretty safe routine these days. Ive dated several in the past with fake boobies, and some were way too big and firm, others were pretty decent. The thing you have too make certain is a quality, which isnt usually the cheapest, doctor evaluates and performs the surgery. Good doctors wont let women go beyond their means, so to speak. My wife has had hers for over 13-14 years now, without the first problem. She was a small B cup, went to a full C, perfection I tell ya! The more natural setting fakes have the implant under the muscle. As far as breast feeding, she breast fed both of our kids no problem, and to be honest with you, her boobies are way more natural looking and feeling now. I can talk boobies all day, but thats it for now, hope it was helpful.

01-06-2008, 01:03 AM	#35
jsarno Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 31 Spooner St. Age: 50 Posts: 9,534	Re: Fake Breasts I didn't see this kind of post, so I'll just say...remember, if she gets them, most guys will stare, is that what you really want? It's better to be yourself than someone you're not. But hey, like a tattoo on a 90 year old, they will certainly be funny looking in 40-70 years. __________________ Zoltan is ZESTY! - courtesy of joeredskin

01-06-2008, 02:25 AM	#36
SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Fake Breasts Some dudes are just total assholes and stare no matter what. So thats not really an issue. But to respond to some other comments earlier about if she doesnt like them she can have them removed, well sure, but then you have extra skin to deal with, let alone the expense. IT IS NOT CHEAP, putting them in or taking them out! So I'd make damn sure you and her are completly positive on your decision before moving forward. Hail to the Boobies!!

01-06-2008, 07:36 PM	#38
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Fake Breasts I don't like fake breasts. There's just something about ala natural! __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

01-07-2008, 01:56 AM	#40
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Fake Breasts She has no plans of joining the German Army, does she? Words of Advice for Mrs. BleedBurgundy __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-07-2008, 10:10 AM	#42
Dogtag Special Teams Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dumfries, VA Age: 72 Posts: 241	Re: Fake Breasts Don't ask us --- your concerns are valid and you should discuss them with a medical professional that you trust.

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