Ethan Albright Must Go

BDBohnzie · 12-16-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...

FRPLG · 12-16-2008, 12:46 PM

Funny stuff. I all reality in relative terms I think Albright is the best player on our term. Relative to his long snapping peers.

70Chip · 12-16-2008, 01:09 PM

I wouldn't have any red headed people on my football team. They are bad luck.

SkinzzFan · 12-16-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...

I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 12-16-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...

Just an FYI, I hardly had to zoom in at all to get this picture. I was standing so close to him that I could feel the coming off his flaming red hair. In fact, I was so close that I was a little afraid that I might catch ginger.

Monkeydad · 12-17-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)

So it's Albright's fault that Suisham sends kickoffs out-of-bounds regularly?

Our kicker sucks, stop trying to make excuses for him.

obstructedview · 12-19-2008, 08:03 PM

red hair is not bad luck, they need to put him at the end of the line when they run out on the field and every player needs to rub his head. Get the flag away from portis and rub ethans head for a win. We couldeven get thosestupid towels to wave when they do it.

GhettoDogAllStars · 12-19-2008, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

I think he likes you. He's totally giving you the "googly eyes".

53Fan · 12-20-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SkinzzFan

I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!!

Perfect!

iswag · 12-20-2008, 02:37 PM

damn gingers...they cause every problem

53Fan · 12-20-2008, 04:03 PM

I think we've found Cartmans dad!

Mikezachchiefhog · 12-21-2008, 04:26 PM

He really is a locker room cancer. I hear he complains when the Skins convert on third down because he is not getting his "snaps" in. The one time the Redskins went for two this year, he was so mad about the lost snap opportunity he dry humped Coach Zorn as.

The Goat · 12-21-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by iswag

damn gingers...they cause every problem

Too right!!! Ginger's are soulless and an apparent cancer in society.

Gross! Sick!

12-16-2008, 12:46 PM	#32
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go Funny stuff. I all reality in relative terms I think Albright is the best player on our term. Relative to his long snapping peers.

12-16-2008, 01:09 PM	#33
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 53 Posts: 3,048	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go I wouldn't have any red headed people on my football team. They are bad luck. __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

12-19-2008, 08:03 PM	#37
obstructedview Camp Scrub Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go red hair is not bad luck, they need to put him at the end of the line when they run out on the field and every player needs to rub his head. Get the flag away from portis and rub ethans head for a win. We couldeven get thosestupid towels to wave when they do it.

12-20-2008, 02:37 PM	#40
iswag Camp Scrub Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: chapel hill Posts: 2	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go damn gingers...they cause every problem

12-20-2008, 04:03 PM	#41
53Fan Franchise Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Kill Devil Hills, N.C. Posts: 7,570	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go I think we've found Cartmans dad! __________________ Defense wins championships. Bring it!

12-21-2008, 04:26 PM	#42
Mikezachchiefhog Camp Scrub Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 6	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go He really is a locker room cancer. I hear he complains when the Skins convert on third down because he is not getting his "snaps" in. The one time the Redskins went for two this year, he was so mad about the lost snap opportunity he dry humped Coach Zorn as.

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