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12-22-2009, 01:08 AM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-22-2009, 01:38 AM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
The word "synergy." Synergize this.
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12-22-2009, 12:31 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
synergy, etc
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12-22-2009, 12:35 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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12-22-2009, 12:35 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
"SOL" rubs me wrong too
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12-22-2009, 12:37 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Organic. I want this to be a truly "Organic Process," i.e. make shit up as you go along...
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12-22-2009, 03:51 PM
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09-28-2010, 03:50 PM
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09-28-2010, 03:52 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
I'm trying to bring pwnage into my office. Damn I just pwned that client! I totally pwned that conference call.
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09-28-2010, 04:00 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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09-28-2010, 04:17 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
Regarding our customers, my former boss always used to say " I hope they dont rattle our sabres".
WTF is that???? :smashfrea
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09-28-2010, 04:58 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
what about when you have that upcoming monday holiday off and on friday the boss says "yall done so well this week, go ahead and take monday off too"
Yes he pulled that line out once again this year. Har, F8cking, Har
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09-28-2010, 05:27 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
workin hard or hardly workin
and my personal favorite.. get your hands off my boobs... freaking prudes.
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09-28-2010, 11:36 PM
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Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon
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09-29-2010, 12:06 AM
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