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Old 06-23-2006, 12:22 PM   #1
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Too far, sir, too far!

Shaved is the way to go.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:23 PM   #2
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or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww!
Nothing wrong with a nice little bushy bush...!!!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:25 PM   #3
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landing strip for me thanks.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:26 PM   #4
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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:28 PM   #5
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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.
How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:29 PM   #6
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How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
i might give her a hate f.

it might feel like your really taking it to the enemy!
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:32 PM   #7
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How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.
Just shaved into a star I could probably explain away and get down to business.

If it were dyed blue I might have to turn her over.
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Good call by both of you, that's why I ask you guys these questions.
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AMD, if you're ever unsure, just give me a call and I can come take over for you. Only if she's hot, though.
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Man, this thread is so out of control!!!!
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There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?
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There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?
he hurt my feelings.
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he hurt my feelings.
So you did away with him?!
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So you did away with him?!
i admit to nothing and never will copper!
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There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?
TMC works, therefore TMC takes lunch breaks. I had a delicious cheesesteak with onions, mushrooms and peppers. I feel it brewing in my stomach to break your record later on. The bewitching hour for my #2s is 2-3 PM.
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