Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

12thMan · 06-23-2006, 10:41 AM

Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.

What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?

I say men wear swim trunks.....

Let's enact a Man Law

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 10:44 AM

Hell, that Man Law has been enacted since the Middle Ages. ALWAYS swim trunks, bathing suits are for Michael Strahan.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 12thMan

Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.

What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?

I say men wear swim trunks.....

Let's enact a Man Law

What about my Speedo?

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 10:48 AM

That's for Michael Strahan's boyfriend.

12thMan · 06-23-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

What about my Speedo?

What about your Speedo?? What do you call it? Speedo or something else?

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 10:54 AM

I have to admit, I've always called it a bathing suit even though it seemed weird to me. So from now on I will man up and go with swim trunks. Thanks for the heads up.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

I agree, even though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to help some random girl get a green card or something.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 11:06 AM

I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.

Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.

However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.

Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.

Dammit.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 11:08 AM

Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 11:13 AM

Hmm...I don't recall ever licensing the reproduction of my poo or receiving any royalties.

It might be helpful to superimpose an elephant in that picture in order to provide a sense of scale.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 11:14 AM

There is an elephant in the picture. It's behind your turd.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 11:15 AM

...standing on a ladder

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 11:15 AM

...with a giraffe on its shoulders.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 11:17 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...

12thMan · 06-23-2006, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.

Hahahaahaaahaha.....where in the hell do you find some of this shit!! (pardon the pun)

06-23-2006, 10:41 AM	#481
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody. What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks? I say men wear swim trunks..... Let's enact a Man Law

06-23-2006, 10:44 AM	#482
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Hell, that Man Law has been enacted since the Middle Ages. ALWAYS swim trunks, bathing suits are for Michael Strahan. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 10:48 AM	#484
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread That's for Michael Strahan's boyfriend. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 10:54 AM	#486
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I have to admit, I've always called it a bathing suit even though it seemed weird to me. So from now on I will man up and go with swim trunks. Thanks for the heads up. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-23-2006, 11:06 AM	#488
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in. Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day. However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist. Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK. Dammit. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 11:08 AM	#489
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 11:13 AM	#490
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Hmm...I don't recall ever licensing the reproduction of my poo or receiving any royalties. It might be helpful to superimpose an elephant in that picture in order to provide a sense of scale. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 11:14 AM	#491
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread There is an elephant in the picture. It's behind your turd. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 11:15 AM	#492
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread ...standing on a ladder __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 11:15 AM	#493
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread ...with a giraffe on its shoulders. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 11:17 AM	#494
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year... __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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