Haynesworth fails conditioning test

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by artmonkforhallofamein07

Yep you are right Ghetto... gotta let the guy heal up before you do any real damage to him. I am not for one minute making an axcuse for the guy though. Just get him healthy and get his ass praticing.

yep.. keep him on the bike or in the pool or whatever but no need to try to do what happened with Kelly

[tryfuhl]

free KISS tickets to whoever passes test @ Paul XI High School Fairfax, tomo, 8:30 a.m, lower field

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[Mechanix544]

KISS? they suck.

[MTK]

Originally Posted by Mechanix544

KISS? they suck.

Horrible.

[sandtrapjack]

Originally Posted by Mechanix544

KISS? they suck.

Originally Posted by Mattyk

Horrible.

Might explain why they are free.

[CRedskinsRule]

So, not to merge to exciting threads, but I guess the question now becomes which will happen first, Favre unofficially unretiring, or AH unofficially practicing.

[MTK]

At least he's helping out

A Helpful Side Of Albert Haynesworth

[Kindoy]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

At least he's helping out

A Helpful Side Of Albert Haynesworth

good to know he cares some

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

At least he's helping out

A Helpful Side Of Albert Haynesworth

If Revis has an island does that mean that Haynesworth gets a continent?

[Kindoy]

Originally Posted by SirClintonPortis

Albert Haynesworth is not a world-class manipulator. It's about time you stop making assumptions from that premise. He's a naive dude, and now it seems he's itching to pass the test before his knee is ready.

Besides, I'm curious about what exactly in the knee can be "conditioned" like muscles and stuff can be conditioned.

Actually, the above post is actually quite stupid since you only interpret one result without considering other events with regards to the situation.

well it seems like you and Al are good friends. and if you're curious about the knee thing you should probably google it or something...

just because i didn't write out everything that i "considered" doesn't mean i didn't consider it. my opinion is my opinion, just as you are entitled to feel how you feel.

[Kindoy]

Originally Posted by Dirtbag359

If Revis has an island does that mean that Haynesworth gets a continent?

he gets a tectonic plate, the Fat Al's Plate (get it like a plate... for food... ok, i'll stop now...)

[htownskinfan]

Originally Posted by GMScud

So I don't have time to read 500 posts, but has anyone here gone out and tried this fitness test? My wife and I bit and went out this morning and both tried it after breakfast. Oh my god Haynesworth, you are a massive puss. It's not difficult at all! Granted neither of us are overweight, and we're both in pretty good shape, but so what? I'm two years older than phat Al. I ran it in 59 seconds, second one in 64. On my first try! And I'm no triathlete. My wife did it in 68 seconds on her first try, 72 on her second.

That horn tooting personal trainer of his should be fired.

no shit,I'm not going to read all these post either so it could have been mentioned already.I just saw a video of Mike Golic running this and passing with no prep,if he can do it then Haynesworth should be able to do it with no problem

[SirClintonPortis]

Originally Posted by Kindoy

well it seems like you and Al are good friends. and if you're curious about the knee thing you should probably google it or something...

just because i didn't write out everything that i "considered" doesn't mean i didn't consider it. my opinion is my opinion, just as you are entitled to feel how you feel.

Argumentum ad hominem right from the get go. I didn't like Haynesworth silly antics in the offseason, especially when he had his chance to avoid being in the 3-4 if he really wanted to. But, these media firestorms are fertile ground for libel and defamation, territory I have no desire to wander into.

Besides, your statements have a "He has been blah blah" or "He is going to blah blah blah", which means that you are asserting a certain property to him, which means you are asserting a FACT. I dispute that your statement is actually FACT, and instead that is insuffcient evidence to deem it as fact, and that the actual facts point towards the opposite.
Yeah, it's quite obvious that Shanahan even allowing the possibility of letting him practice without needing to pass the test is a perfect indication of Albert malciously mailing it in, cooking it up, DESPITE advising from the medical staff. Sure, you can form opinions, but opinions formed from suspect assumptions deserve be critiqued, regardless of the subject matter's flaws. It makes perfect sense. Mike Shanahan, strict disciplinarian who should be just as angry with Haynesworth as he was with Plummer, yet he instead of squeezing the vicegrip tighter, allows the possibility of loosening it should the knee situation take a long enough time. It makes perfect sense. NOT.

And Albert Haynesworth, naive, immature, and maybe just a bit paranoid, probably felt the an anvil fall on his head as he realizes that most of the practice he's getting is at RDE. Like a little kid who tries too hard to make up for his mistake, he continues to dig himself a deeper hole, despite his an apparent desire .

"But these reporters don't know what they're talking about. Al is deliberately bombing because I WANNA BELIEVE IT. My judgement is right. Nice try, SCP, you're just best friends with Al Haynesworth. Your emotive ques tell me everything I need to know"

[sandtrapjack]

Originally Posted by htownskinfan

no shit,I'm not going to read all these post either so it could have been mentioned already.I just saw a video of Mike Golic running this and passing with no prep,if he can do it then Haynesworth should be able to do it with no problem

There's also a video of a woman tv news reporter local to the D.C. area taking the test.
I believe she only missed passing by a couple of seconds.

[mooby]

Does anybody else think Haynesworth might not be passing because he doesn't want to pass so he can't practice?