Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.

Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:45 PM

Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 12:47 PM

just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 12:50 PM

Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:51 PM

Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM

This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.

true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to hap-penis

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to happenis

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it looks likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?

thats right, i did some editing.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 12:57 PM

All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 12:57 PM

you mean etiting?

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

you mean etiting?

bah-zing!

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.

Or IMPLANTS?!? Those feel NASTY.

gibbsisgod · 06-23-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.

never really cared for the pancake look. kinda grosses me out.

12thMan · 06-23-2006, 01:00 PM

I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!

06-23-2006, 12:45 PM	#512
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 12:47 PM	#513
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 45 Posts: 3,503	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!

06-23-2006, 12:50 PM	#514
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 12:51 PM	#515
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 12:53 PM	#516
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

06-23-2006, 12:57 PM	#520
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on. Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 12:57 PM	#521
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread you mean etiting? __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 01:00 PM	#525
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies. Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!

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