Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 02:48 PM

So I just had my early-afternoon crap and I've got to tell you I came THIS close to topping the one from before.

It appears I had a structural integrity or "grippiness" problem, as the log was doing just fine on it's way out. Unfortunately, upon aquatic entry it split in half and I ended up with two moderate-sized logs (and a third floater that came out of nowhere).

Had it held together for the entire process I am positive that in sheer length I would have surpassed the CoPE. However in overall girth I'm not so sure - this new one definitely had more length than girth. It is a moot point, however, since it broke apart.

I'm thinking I had maybe a tad too much Metamucil - might be time to scale that back a shade. Like someone else mentioned, it may be time to add a drop or two of Elmer's Glue to my lunch.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 02:49 PM

See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 02:52 PM

Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.

BigSKINBauer · 06-23-2006, 02:53 PM

I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.

I pretty much have to be religious about it. I was what they call a "hard gainer," only way I could build muscle was by being religious about my diet. 2 years and 60lbs of lean muscle mass has me pretty psyched though

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.

I'm doing my best.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 02:56 PM

Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.

724Skinsfan · 06-23-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mheisig

I'm doing my best.

Shoot, you're the MVP, literally carrying the load!

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.

Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 03:02 PM

Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 03:02 PM

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-23-2006, 03:02 PM

She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston...

...but with way bigger tits!

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 03:03 PM

I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time.

I want boobies.

mheisig · 06-23-2006, 03:04 PM

I don't see any boobies...

12thMan · 06-23-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mheisig

Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.

Yes, this Man Law was enacted/passed on the first page I believe.

06-23-2006, 02:48 PM	#571
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread So I just had my early-afternoon crap and I've got to tell you I came THIS close to topping the one from before. It appears I had a structural integrity or "grippiness" problem, as the log was doing just fine on it's way out. Unfortunately, upon aquatic entry it split in half and I ended up with two moderate-sized logs (and a third floater that came out of nowhere). Had it held together for the entire process I am positive that in sheer length I would have surpassed the CoPE. However in overall girth I'm not so sure - this new one definitely had more length than girth. It is a moot point, however, since it broke apart. I'm thinking I had maybe a tad too much Metamucil - might be time to scale that back a shade. Like someone else mentioned, it may be time to add a drop or two of Elmer's Glue to my lunch. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 02:49 PM	#572
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk... POO STORIES. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 02:52 PM	#573
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

06-23-2006, 02:53 PM	#574
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'

06-23-2006, 02:56 PM	#577
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Kate Beckinsale has a great rack. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#580
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#581
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#582
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston... ...but with way bigger tits! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-23-2006, 03:03 PM	#583
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time. I want boobies. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

06-23-2006, 03:04 PM	#584
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I don't see any boobies... __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.

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