What are you drinking?

KLHJ2 · 04-26-2007, 01:27 AM

Bottle of Corona followed by a Shot of Tequilla. Repeat process until one of the following occour.
1. Pass out
2. Puke
3. Disgust 3 chicks in a row
4. Hit on your wife thinking that she is another woman
5. Fondle another woman thinking that she is your wife
6. Attempt to dance or perform exercise

Discontinue use forever if you ever hit on your sister or a dude.

RobH4413 · 04-26-2007, 01:37 AM

I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a ride home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)

KLHJ2 · 04-26-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobH4413

I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a ride home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)

I make my sugar momma go out with me. And my wife is on standby taking care of my kids at the house. Like I said "I keep my pimp hand strong!"

J/K. My wife comes with me whenever she want's to. At least that's what I let her think.

GMScud · 04-26-2007, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL, the beer on a beach thing reminded me of a story that really belongs in the College Stories thread, but I'll tell it here anyway.

Just before graduation we all head down to the Outer Banks for a week. We called it beach week, but a lot of colleges call it your traditional senior week. So we rented a house right on the beach and the whole nine, and we've got kegs on the deck and everything. So at like 4 am finally people are starting to pass out, and my buddy and I are like we should be drinking on the beach right now. So we pick up one of the kegs and carry it down to the beach (it was almost empty so not too heavy). No cups, we're just passing the tap back and forth. So we end up passing out for a couple hours and I wake up at like 7:00 am, and I've got no idea what's going on so I stumble back up to the house and flop down in bed. But I left my buddy down there by accident. He woke up at noon and came back to the house. He was BEET red with sunburn, and a few hours later developed blisters. Basically he drank himself into some serious sun poisoning.

He got all mad at me for not waking him up, but I'd like to know who would count on someone who was up drinking straight from a keg until 5 in the morning?

that's friggin classic. and NO WAY were you at fault!

GhettoDogAllStars · 04-26-2007, 09:29 AM

Wanna know something weird? They don't sell 40's in Florida.

When I first moved here, and people told me this, I actually thought they were just talking out of their asses. Eight years later, I have never seen one for sale, and a friend of mine goes up to Georgia to get them. Of course, I haven't been to every beer shop in the state, but I have been to quite a few. Can anyone else living in Florida confirm this?

jbcjr14 · 04-26-2007, 10:32 AM

Domestic: Miller Lite
Import: Labatt Blue (favorite)
Cheap: Mickeys!!!!!

Monkeydad · 04-26-2007, 11:06 AM

Coffee.

MTK · 04-26-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Coffee.

Can't go wrong there! Sometimes a good cup of coffee hits the spot just like a good drink!

Monkeydad · 04-26-2007, 11:40 AM

It's just as addicting too. I can't miss a day without a cup (or 3).

I'm not allowed to drink alcohal anyways (doc's orders), so I need some kind of unhealthy addiction, right?

mredskins · 04-26-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

that's friggin classic. and NO WAY were you at fault!

I have a similar story. I use to live on a busy street in Cranston, RI, weel my buddy and I got really drunk one summer night and passed out in the front lawn. I woke up at like 5 am and went in (I forgot he was out there as well, still drunk). Long story short he got arrested for public intoxication. He was not to happy with me. Oh well I just happen to wake up to car horns before him.

mredskins · 04-26-2007, 11:53 AM

Domestic: Coors Light
Import: Modela (sp)
Cheap: Naddy Light

I basically only drink Coors Light

RobH4413 · 04-26-2007, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

Coffee.

Irish Coffee?

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 04-26-2007, 01:07 PM

Domestic: Dominion hefeweizen
Import: Paulaner Original or hefeweizen
Cheap: Pabst Blue Ribon

Lady Brave · 04-26-2007, 01:18 PM

Sweet Iced Tea. It's the house wine of the South.

hooskins · 04-26-2007, 01:23 PM

Everyone at my school drinks sweet tea. It is insane. I had never realized it was that big in the South, and I am only two hours from Northern VA.

04-26-2007, 01:27 AM	#46
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 46 Posts: 5,829	Re: What are you drinking? Bottle of Corona followed by a Shot of Tequilla. Repeat process until one of the following occour. 1. Pass out 2. Puke 3. Disgust 3 chicks in a row 4. Hit on your wife thinking that she is another woman 5. Fondle another woman thinking that she is your wife 6. Attempt to dance or perform exercise Discontinue use forever if you ever hit on your sister or a dude.

04-26-2007, 01:37 AM	#47
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 39 Posts: 2,638	Re: What are you drinking? I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad. My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that. We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent. I suddenly realize A) I've got a ride home B) I've got a ride home C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me. Man, True love is amazing. (I'm just joking about everying.... sorta) __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

04-26-2007, 09:29 AM	#50
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 42 Posts: 2,762	Re: What are you drinking? Wanna know something weird? They don't sell 40's in Florida. When I first moved here, and people told me this, I actually thought they were just talking out of their asses. Eight years later, I have never seen one for sale, and a friend of mine goes up to Georgia to get them. Of course, I haven't been to every beer shop in the state, but I have been to quite a few. Can anyone else living in Florida confirm this? __________________ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

04-26-2007, 10:32 AM	#51
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,015	Re: What are you drinking? Domestic: Miller Lite Import: Labatt Blue (favorite) Cheap: Mickeys!!!!! __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

04-26-2007, 11:06 AM	#52
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: What are you drinking? Coffee.

04-26-2007, 11:40 AM	#54
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: What are you drinking? It's just as addicting too. I can't miss a day without a cup (or 3). I'm not allowed to drink alcohal anyways (doc's orders), so I need some kind of unhealthy addiction, right?

04-26-2007, 11:53 AM	#56
mredskins Gamebreaker Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 12,869	Re: What are you drinking? Domestic: Coors Light Import: Modela (sp) Cheap: Naddy Light I basically only drink Coors Light

04-26-2007, 01:07 PM	#58
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 39 Posts: 896	Re: What are you drinking? Domestic: Dominion hefeweizen Import: Paulaner Original or hefeweizen Cheap: Pabst Blue Ribon

04-26-2007, 01:18 PM	#59
Lady Brave The Starter Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Trinity, NC Age: 53 Posts: 1,444	Re: What are you drinking? Sweet Iced Tea. It's the house wine of the South.

04-26-2007, 01:23 PM	#60
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: What are you drinking? Everyone at my school drinks sweet tea. It is insane. I had never realized it was that big in the South, and I am only two hours from Northern VA. __________________ Vacancy

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