Picking up chicks at the gym.

Southpaw · 05-01-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BDBohnzie

On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.

You are correct sir. A friend of mine convinced me to do a pilates class a while back and we were the only guys in the class. Since we were stronger, we were able to do the advanced crap a lot better than most of the women, so we constantly had girls asking us to show them how to do stuff. I never tried to close the deal with any of them, but it's a lot easier to do so when a woman initiates a conversation with you.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-01-2007, 03:09 PM

People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:

hesscl34 · 05-01-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:

..nasty!!!

gabe1984 · 05-01-2007, 03:38 PM

America, F*ck Yeah!!!!!!!

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 05-01-2007, 06:09 PM

I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 05-01-2007, 06:32 PM

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

GMScud · 05-01-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

imagine if Basedow, Kiper Jr., and the Donald somehow found a way to make a child...

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 05-01-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

damn, is it possible to have a comb-over afro that's died blond??? Anyone ever watch Conan O'Brien when he takes two celebrities and combines their faces to show what their kids would look like? It would be funny to do that with those three...

maybe it would just form a solid chunk like a lego man's hair

GoSkins! · 05-01-2007, 06:45 PM

Drop a bottle of Viagra next to her, hope she notices, and hope she finds it interesting...

724Skinsfan · 05-01-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by gabe1984

Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?

Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

KLHJ2 · 05-01-2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

HOW TO LITERALY PICK UP A CHICK, Niiiiiicccceeeee.

hooskins · 05-02-2007, 08:46 AM

This kid is a pro, we should ask him for the secrets.

KLHJ2 · 05-01-2007, 10:30 PM

I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

EternalEnigma21 · 05-02-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by angryssg

I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...

turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...

KLHJ2 · 05-02-2007, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by canthetuna

my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...

turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!

05-01-2007, 03:09 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused: __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-01-2007, 03:38 PM	#4
gabe1984 Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 372	Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. America, Fck Yeah!!!!!!! __________________ In the Land of the Blind the man with one eye is king, but today in the Land of the Skunks, THE MAN WITH HALF A NOSE IS KING!!!!!*

05-01-2007, 06:09 PM	#5
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 41 Posts: 896	Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out

05-01-2007, 06:32 PM	#6
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05-01-2007, 06:45 PM	#9
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05-02-2007, 08:46 AM	#12
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05-01-2007, 10:30 PM	#13
KLHJ2 Inactive Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 47 Posts: 5,829	Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?" ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

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