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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout. Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.
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05-01-2007, 11:30 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"
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05-01-2007, 11:33 PM
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05-01-2007, 11:56 PM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something.... she cashed the check... turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..." I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...
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05-02-2007, 02:31 AM
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05-02-2007, 02:47 AM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Dear hesscl34,
The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?
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05-02-2007, 02:51 AM
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Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
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05-02-2007, 02:54 AM
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05-02-2007, 03:09 AM
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05-02-2007, 09:28 AM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Gym? What is a gym?
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05-02-2007, 09:42 AM
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Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.
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05-02-2007, 09:46 AM
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
This kid is a pro, we should ask him for the secrets.
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
oohhh oohhh...
for the gym chick.. "I see you're wearing nike's.... Just Do It, huh.... Yeah I gotcha.... I gotcha...." be sure and sligtly squint your eyes and nod your head alot.... that always gets em....
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
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I just got the "hang out" question on Monday. Grrrrrr. Where the hell were you when I was single?? It almost makes me mad. Especially when the girl is really hot.
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