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Old 07-24-2007, 10:39 AM   #1
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Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

Well, looks like here we go again. If true, she's just destroying her life. Sad, really

Lohan booked on suspicion of DUI - Yahoo! News
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Old 07-24-2007, 10:41 AM   #2
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haha, just posted this in the SHFT one minute after you. Fits better here.

That is funny. What an idiot.
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Old 07-24-2007, 11:54 AM   #3
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Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

They should throw her ass in the slammer...
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They should throw her ass in the slammer...
Then she could star in the remake of the 1970's classic Caged Heat.
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Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

Wow. Felony coke possesion. And it's not like she can say - gee, I don't know how it got into MY PANTS' POCKET.

What a frigging idiot. She may actually end up doing some serious time on this one - not the 30 day catch and release the did on Hilton.

Then again, WHY DO I CARE?!?!? I admit it, I don't understand my own fascination with these dumb ass celebutantes (Hilton, Lohan, Simpson, Spears). AM I THAT SHALLOW???

Yes. Yes I am.
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:11 PM   #6
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You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:34 PM   #7
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You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff
was hillary duff nearly as famous as the rest of these clowns though? I think being so famous gets to their heads a little. Dumb bitches.
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:24 PM   #8
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Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center

ON a similar note, my coworker just read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, so there's that.

Perhaps this deserves it's own thread.

Edit: This might have been reported in jest.
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:34 PM   #9
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ON a similar note, my coworker just read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, so there's that.

Perhaps this deserves it's own thread.
Good news. One more doomed kid. I don't think the world has enough of them.
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Good news. One more doomed kid. I don't think the world has enough of them.
I don't know if I'd go as far as saying she's doomed. The good news is she has money and we as tax payers don't have to pay for her rehab.
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Old 07-30-2007, 10:09 PM   #11
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ON a similar note, my coworker just read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, so there's that.

Perhaps this deserves it's own thread.

Edit: This might have been reported in jest.
Have you heard the latest rumor? It's not Britney, but her sister (her 16-year old sister) that is pregnant.
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Have you heard the latest rumor? It's not Britney, but her sister (her 16-year old sister) that is pregnant.
I did hear that, but who the hell knows.

I think I need to stop listening to the radio for a little while, all this random celebrity gossip BS that I accidentally know is starting to annoy me.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:16 PM   #13
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Have you heard the latest rumor? It's not Britney, but her sister (her 16-year old sister) that is pregnant.
My attorney (Sheriff Gonna Getcha) has advised me not to comment on how I knew this seven months before she revealed she's three months pregnant.
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:39 PM   #14
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My attorney (Sheriff Gonna Getcha) has advised me not to comment on how I knew this seven months before she revealed she's three months pregnant.
That is DAMN spooky Smoot, just weird...
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DO WHAT?!?!?
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