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[KLHJ2]

You guys know where the hijack thread is. Post over there.

Since this thread was about speculating the great what if. I say what about Brian Urlacher who was selected after we selected Lavar Arrington. We wouldn't have gone throught so many MLB's and we wouldnt have had that void the past couple of years.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

You've found your calling. I loved the Snoop thing from before.

How bout:

Captain Smack can get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Smack will get you by tonight
Just a little post and you'll be smiling

Thank you.

Nice.

As for great ones that got away, not sure Urlacher really counts Angry since we never had him.

[steveo395]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Thank you.

Nice.

As for great ones that got away, not sure Urlacher really counts Angry since we never had him.

Yea, you could say that about pretty much any player. We drafted Taylor Jacobs when Anquan Boldin was still on the board.

[Redskin Rich]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

You've found your calling. I loved the Snoop thing from before.

How bout:

Captain Smack can get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Smack will get you by tonight
Just a little post and you'll be smiling

If you think about what the real lyrics to the song mean... this has an interesting underlying current... perhaps you two should get a room.
:vomit:

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Thank you.

Nice.

As for great ones that got away, not sure Urlacher really counts Angry since we never had him.

Well, excuse me for the misunderstanding. That changes everything. How about Frank Wycheck

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

If you think about what the real lyrics to the song mean... this has an interesting underlying current... perhaps you two should get a room.
:vomit:

I thought the song was about an heroine addict.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

What if Vince McMahon never screwd Bret Hart?

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

What if Vince McMahon never screwd Bret Hart?

Um...go to sleep man

[Redskin Rich]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

I thought the song was about an heroine addict.

No, my friend... masterbation

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Um...go to sleep man

see mods control everything. Even our bed times. Dictators. I am kidding.

[Redskin Rich]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

I thought the song was about an heroine addict.

Captain Jack by Billy Joel Songfacts

While many songs contain references to masturbation (check out "She Bop" or "Whip It"), this is one of the few that actually uses the word "masturbate" in the lyrics. This, along with the marijuana references, kept it off the playlists at most radio stations.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

No, my friend... masterbation

You must do alt of "loving yourself"

[724Skinsfan]

Champ Bailey, Trent Green and Frank Wychek would be my top three.

[freddyg12]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I always look back on Green as one that got away. He could have been the face of this franchise for the last decade.

Definitely, had the ownership situation been stabilized, he might've stayed too.

[70Chip]

Originally Posted by Redskin Rich

No, my friend... masterbation

"This is based on a real person. Captain Jack was a drug dealer who lived near Joel in Oyster Bay, NY.Joel considers this an anti-drug song, as he sings about how their users become apathetic and lifeless"


The masturbation thing is incidental to the main point of the song which is about dope.