Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou?

MTK · 10-11-2007, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WillH

Im sorry, i just saw this, this is a real opinion. I am an A-hole!

Honestly, I haven't been on this site long enough to make the statements I did. I feel like a jerk for jumping the gun, but I did base them on my experience, as limited as it is.

I'll try to watch my mouth despite the consumption of alcohol, keep up the good work yall!!

Yes you are an a-hole. Now F off a-hole

chrisl4064 · 10-11-2007, 08:25 AM

this thread is retarded, and im assuming by making fun of one person in particular will prob get me banned considering 85% of the people posting in this thread are administrators or 1,000+ posters.

but regardless of how stupid it is im going to keep it near the top with my own post.

the skins are looking hopefull right now and they seem like they are coming together. however FedEx field still sucks, im still questioning gibbs, nervous about our recievers....

if we lose to green bay, im interested in seeing how bad we slide in the power rankings. we always seem to gain or lose 4 or more spots everyweek. i hate the packers, brett favreverevervvvre, and the state of wiscaaansin.

BleedBurgundy · 10-11-2007, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by redduke44

BS and you know it, your wife must be a cowboy fan!

WOW. Mods, can we get that sarcasm font activated?

BleedBurgundy · 10-11-2007, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Yes you are an a-hole. Now F off a-hole

That is the most well written, succinct post of all time.

Hog1 · 10-11-2007, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Yes you are an a-hole. Now F off a-hole

Well...............I guess he got his wish. You have stated your opinion

BleedBurgundy · 10-11-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

It would be nice if we could breathalyze all posters...

MTK · 10-11-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by offiss

Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win? Isn't this basically what this entire thread is based on? Why don't you explain to everyone here how I mysteriously couldn't access this site, or log in for the first time in probably 5 years????

Well, if you cleared your cookies and now you can access the site again, sounds to me like you had some problems on your end. What would SS have to do with that??

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 10-11-2007, 09:31 AM

To the extent that anyone else is getting flak for calling out a fellow poster, please re-direct such aggravation my way. I was the one who started this thread which, mind you, is hilarious.

In 99% of all cases, I do not believe that starting a thread just to call out a poster is appropriate. However, I think it's safe to say that the long-time Warpathers know why I am making an exception here. We've been going back and forth with offiss for years and years now and anyone who has followed this site for some time knows as much. We've been busting his chops for being the negative Nellie and he's been laughing at us for being blind optimists. This thread isn't about calling offiss dumb or throwing out any sort of verbal insult (which would be barred), it was mean to simply point out that IMO some people (e.g., offiss) tend to disappear after wins.

I've seen countless posts berating people for being blind optimists who have their burgundy and gold colored glasses surgically attached to their faces. So why exactly can't we do the same with the negative nellies/debbie downers?

Besides, this whole thread was supposed to be in good fun. Offiss, you're usually pretty thick-skinned and I apologize if this ticked you off. We go back a few years and I didn't think you'd get pissed. Sorry.

SmootSmack · 10-11-2007, 09:57 AM

What the hell are you calling me out for Offiss

1. I didn't start this thread about you not showing up after wins
2. Yes I think you should enjoy wins. But why don't you enjoy them with the rest of us here. When you don't, you only further perpetuate the notion that the only reason you want to be a member of this site is to be negative
3. I didn't know you were locked out of this site

Yeah, I pointed out you have a tendency to say very little after we win. But I'm not the only one who thinks it or said it. So don't call me out on it

mheisig · 10-11-2007, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Negative nellie or not, you're here. So was Irish the other day, I think.

Offiss is notorious for having nothing to say after a win, and then starting multi-paragraph "The game has passed Gibbs by, if only we had Beathard, and Brunell was an Atheist" rants, and then calling anyone who dares to disagree "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."

Sorry, I had tuned out until I read "kool-aid drinking cheerleaders."

I haven't posted because I haven't had time to watch the game yet. I know, I know, sacrilege.

skinsguy · 10-11-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by offiss

This thread is hysterical it's amazing how much time you all spend thinking about me, but I do appreciate that.

Well, what else are we going to think about when we're on the royal throne taking a crap?

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Originally Posted by offiss

Fear not I am back to educate most of you. First and foremost, I haven't been able to log into this site for the past 2 weeks, I couldn't even access the site until I flushed the computer and got rid of the cookies, so I have been able after a week at least access the site but tonight is the first time I was able to log in how ironic.

BS. Flushing your cookies has nothing to do with not being able to get into this site. And if it was, why did it take your two weeks to figure that out. I'm calling BS on this one.

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Originally Posted by offiss

Let me first start by calling out Smootsmack and your idiotic statement about my disappearing after wins, as usual you don't pay remotely any attention because your so busy trying to find something wrong with everyone here, aren't you the one always crying that I just can't enjoy a win?

You can't. And if YOU paid attention, you'd realize SS didn't start the thread.

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Originally Posted by offiss

Now on to the game, Campbell as I predicted started to get more accurate, he wasnt just completing passes he was hitting his receivers in stride beautiful to see. As I also said they started to use Sellars more, to bad it took Joe 4 years and a lose to the Giants to figure this out, but it is nice to see regardless.

When was this said? All we have ever heard from you is that Patrick Ramsey never got a fair shot.

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Originally Posted by offiss

In closing anyone here who actually pays attention will know I never back down from a good fight.

Well, of course not. That's all you come on the board to do. That is, unless you have problems with your "cookies".

SmootSmack · 10-11-2007, 09:53 PM

I will say that Offiss did say after the Giants game that they should give the ball to Sellers at the goal line. So I'll give him that.

And he did say a couple of weeks back that in time Campbell would improve his accuracy. Of course, he also said Campbell was too dumb to understand a playbook unless it was written in crayon. But I digress...

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 10-11-2007, 10:09 PM

This is hilarious.

Ofiss isnt making sense, WillH. is calling out Matty (Still havent figured out why), and SmootSmack said hell (and was accused of banning someone even though it has been made perfectly clear in a previous thread that Matty and Matty alone has last say on banning members)

This is Maddness!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 10-11-2007, 10:10 PM

Oh and people are "flushing" their "cookies."

Now that is a funny pun.

offiss · 10-12-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Gonna Getcha

To the extent that anyone else is getting flak for calling out a fellow poster, please re-direct such aggravation my way. I was the one who started this thread which, mind you, is hilarious.

In 99% of all cases, I do not believe that starting a thread just to call out a poster is appropriate. However, I think it's safe to say that the long-time Warpathers know why I am making an exception here. We've been going back and forth with offiss for years and years now and anyone who has followed this site for some time knows as much. We've been busting his chops for being the negative Nellie and he's been laughing at us for being blind optimists. This thread isn't about calling offiss dumb or throwing out any sort of verbal insult (which would be barred), it was mean to simply point out that IMO some people (e.g., offiss) tend to disappear after wins.

I've seen countless posts berating people for being blind optimists who have their burgundy and gold colored glasses surgically attached to their faces. So why exactly can't we do the same with the negative nellies/debbie downers?

Besides, this whole thread was supposed to be in good fun. Offiss, you're usually pretty thick-skinned and I apologize if this ticked you off. We go back a few years and I didn't think you'd get pissed. Sorry.

I thought it was pretty funny, calling someone out is much different then making personal attacks, which from what I can see you did nothing of the kind. No apology necessary SGG.

Rest assured I was trying to get on the site, the fact is I couldn't access the site. Once I cleared the comp I was able to actually access but could not log in, this site was the only one I had a problem with, I actually thought the site was down for a week then once I accessed it I realized it wasnt but I still couldn't log in, I was banned from extremeskins once :thumb: and had the same prob. but I do think after all these years Matty regardless would have notified me of a ban so I was a little confused on what was happening, I will chalk it up to some kind of unrelated prob. who knows, I am not a comp expert that's for sure.

10-11-2007, 08:25 AM	#47
chrisl4064 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lake Travis, Texas Age: 43 Posts: 786	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? this thread is retarded, and im assuming by making fun of one person in particular will prob get me banned considering 85% of the people posting in this thread are administrators or 1,000+ posters. but regardless of how stupid it is im going to keep it near the top with my own post. the skins are looking hopefull right now and they seem like they are coming together. however FedEx field still sucks, im still questioning gibbs, nervous about our recievers.... if we lose to green bay, im interested in seeing how bad we slide in the power rankings. we always seem to gain or lose 4 or more spots everyweek. i hate the packers, brett favreverevervvvre, and the state of wiscaaansin.

10-11-2007, 09:31 AM	#53
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 8,317	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? To the extent that anyone else is getting flak for calling out a fellow poster, please re-direct such aggravation my way. I was the one who started this thread which, mind you, is hilarious. In 99% of all cases, I do not believe that starting a thread just to call out a poster is appropriate. However, I think it's safe to say that the long-time Warpathers know why I am making an exception here. We've been going back and forth with offiss for years and years now and anyone who has followed this site for some time knows as much. We've been busting his chops for being the negative Nellie and he's been laughing at us for being blind optimists. This thread isn't about calling offiss dumb or throwing out any sort of verbal insult (which would be barred), it was mean to simply point out that IMO some people (e.g., offiss) tend to disappear after wins. I've seen countless posts berating people for being blind optimists who have their burgundy and gold colored glasses surgically attached to their faces. So why exactly can't we do the same with the negative nellies/debbie downers? Besides, this whole thread was supposed to be in good fun. Offiss, you're usually pretty thick-skinned and I apologize if this ticked you off. We go back a few years and I didn't think you'd get pissed. Sorry.

10-11-2007, 09:57 AM	#54
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? What the hell are you calling me out for Offiss 1. I didn't start this thread about you not showing up after wins 2. Yes I think you should enjoy wins. But why don't you enjoy them with the rest of us here. When you don't, you only further perpetuate the notion that the only reason you want to be a member of this site is to be negative 3. I didn't know you were locked out of this site Yeah, I pointed out you have a tendency to say very little after we win. But I'm not the only one who thinks it or said it. So don't call me out on it __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

10-11-2007, 09:53 PM	#57
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? I will say that Offiss did say after the Giants game that they should give the ball to Sellers at the goal line. So I'll give him that. And he did say a couple of weeks back that in time Campbell would improve his accuracy. Of course, he also said Campbell was too dumb to understand a playbook unless it was written in crayon. But I digress... __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

10-11-2007, 10:09 PM	#58
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,169	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? This is hilarious. Ofiss isnt making sense, WillH. is calling out Matty (Still havent figured out why), and SmootSmack said hell (and was accused of banning someone even though it has been made perfectly clear in a previous thread that Matty and Matty alone has last say on banning members) This is Maddness! __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

10-11-2007, 10:10 PM	#59
EARTHQUAKE2689 You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 35 Posts: 14,169	Re: Offiss Oh Offiss Where Art Thou? Oh and people are "flushing" their "cookies." Now that is a funny pun. __________________ https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NG9zNxqMP8cYNP72QqUQT Shameless self-promotion. It is what it is.

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