Dan Snyder’s Official Team Bio Is A Tour De Force Of Bullshit

[SolidSnake84]

What i meant was that Portis could sign a one day contract or what have you and retire as a redskin.

I thought that was the procedure with (basically) retired players that aren't coming back to the NFL, but done as a sign of respect to them for the team where they had their best years.

Kind of off topic a bit but why do you think Jacksonville hasn't done it with Mark Brunell? They did it with Fred Taylor i believe...just thinking about him the other day...

[MTK]

Teams re-sign guys if they had played for other teams since they left.

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by SolidSnake84

What i meant was that Portis could sign a one day contract or what have you and retire as a redskin.

Kind of off topic a bit but why do you think Jacksonville hasn't done it with Mark Brunell? They did it with Fred Taylor i believe...just thinking about him the other day...

No need to do that if his last team was the Skins.

Brunelle is still trying to play last time I checked so that's probably why Jags haven't done anything

[Defensewins]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

"Why sell him like he is Sandusky?" What in the ever living ****?

Originally Posted by Mechanix544

SS, I think he means people are rushing to say and judge that he is a complete and utter piece of brahman shit, without considering, that, um he IS a billionaire, and thats cool?

I guess?

Ummmm, no, sorry, ya, where the phuck DID the Sandusky allusion come from dude?

I guess I gave it the ol' college (not Penn State) try though.

Not even close.
My point was Snyder is NOT Sandusky. So why write a bio that has mistakes, misinforms and stretches the truth? To talk Snyder up and promote him is if he were a bad guy (like a Sandusky)? Get it now?

The BIO says: "In addition, four players and one coach from his tenure as owner, Darrell Green, Russ Grimm, Chris Hanburger, Art Monk and George Allen, have gone on to induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame."

Snyder made some poor choices (Cerratto to name one big one) that cost them on the field. But that was a long time ago. Snyder's bio should not be so LONG and POORLY written and Snyder should not have people on his staff that would write such a weak bio.

[NC_Skins]

Originally Posted by Defensewins

Not even close.
My point was Snyder is NOT Sandusky. So why write a bio that has mistakes, misinforms and stretches the truth? To talk Snyder up and promote him is if he were a bad guy (like a Sandusky)? Get it now?

No. We still don't' get it. It was a stupid analogy and not even fitting to say the least. Dan Snyder is a first class douche bag, but he isn't a child molester so let's not even use those two people in the same sentence when comparing anything. I know you aren't insinuating his is, but it's still well out of line.

Listen, the bio isn't meant to rile you guys up. It's meant to have a good laugh at the expense of Danny Boy and move on. I think many of you guys are making too much of this bio, and many of you are taking the article too serious.

I'm glad some people enjoyed the laugh as I did.

[Hog1]

Originally Posted by NC_Skins

No. We still don't' get it. It was a stupid analogy and not even fitting to say the least. Dan Snyder is a first class douche bag, but he isn't a child molester so let's not even use those two people in the same sentence when comparing anything. I know you aren't insinuating his is, but it's still well out of line.

Listen, the bio isn't meant to rile you guys up. It's meant to have a good laugh at the expense of Danny Boy and move on. I think many of you guys are making too much of this bio, and many of you are taking the article too serious.

I'm glad some people enjoyed the laugh as I did.

.........Why so?

[Lotus]

This thread is a tour de force of dog poop.