Home Depot Battle Royale

[firstdown]

I still would take my luck with a nail gun, box of nails, and a large compressor then hide out and take people down. Remember a nail gun holds two clips of nails for a total of 50 nails that I could pop off pretty quick. All you have to do is hold the safty open and fire away. The nails actual fly pretty straight out of a nail gun for about 25 yards. Pump up the compressor to 150 psi and you really have a weapon.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by firstdown

I still would take my luck with a nail gun, box of nails, and a large compressor then hide out and take people down. Remember a nail gun holds two clips of nails for a total of 50 nails that I could pop off pretty quick. All you have to do is hold the safty open and fire away. The nails actual fly pretty straight out of a nail gun for about 25 yards. Pump up the compressor to 150 psi and you really have a weapon.

yea but the problem here is how accurate are you going to be in the semi dark with it? Even if accurate up to 25, how much damage is it really going to do? I can see way too many scenarios where you pump 5-10 nails into someone as they rush you and they still hammer you're face in.

Plus it's super loud when it charges, alerting everyone in the store to your position and making you a super easy and probably one of the first targets. No real mobility trying to drag that sucker around either. The hit and run hatchet and hammer guys would have a field day with that.

[cpayne5]

Because of this thread, my trips to Home Depot will never be the same.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by cpayne5

Because of this thread, my trips to Home Depot will never be the same.

that's the goal lol

I would love to see this done as a B movie or reality series

super entertaining see my other post for my breakdown

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Just went to HD today and picked up one of these:

22 oz. Smooth-Face Bricklayer's Hammer-E6-22BLC at The Home Depot

Thats gonna leave a mark

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by JGisLordOfTheRings

Just went to HD today and picked up one of these:

22 oz. Smooth-Face Bricklayer's Hammer-E6-22BLC at The Home Depot

Thats gonna leave a mark

So what the hell are you going to do with that?

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by firstdown

So what the hell are you going to do with that?

Well, it's a bricklayer's hammer as per description but I do a lot of demo work so, it works for me.

The smooth back end, as opposed to a claw end as Monkeydad asked, is good for prying and just outright badass-ery.

Or I could just keep it under the pillow in case some fool is so fast he makes it past the super loud alarm system, the .45 under my bed, .22 on the dresser, and the 12 gauge Stevens behind the door, and somehow makes it into the bedroom, where I have enough time to jump up, pull, and sink it into his friggin forehead.

Damn, I'm hammered. Is there still a drunk thread? I should Mod that, obv, seeing as how I am always plastered and posting.

[Monkeydad]

Ooh, nice hammer.

That a claw or more of a pick on the back end?

[Monkeydad]

I'm staying out of Richmond.