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Old 06-23-2006, 03:09 PM   #586
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Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:10 PM   #587
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the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited
The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:11 PM   #588
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The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.
We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:13 PM   #589
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http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertai...pics/three.jpg

She's way hotter now (and apparently has grown new breasts). Not safe for work.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:14 PM   #590
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We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.
Really? I don't remember...

I'm still pissed at TMC's lack of pictures. Just appaling.

TMC, don't make me make GIGity take your man card away. It isn't pretty, trust me. You get it back parcel post and you pay delivery.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:20 PM   #591
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This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool!
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:22 PM   #592
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This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool!
That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".
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I don't want a club coming anywhere near my meat.
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Unless it's a strip club.
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But Katherine McPhee's 41-year old boyfriend is perfectly ok?
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He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.
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That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".
you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.
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you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.
No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?
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He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.
I'm assuming he has a thing for Lefty, as you've said Righty is ass-ugly.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:31 PM   #600
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No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?
I just want attention. Maybe I should claim that Chris Henry and the Duke lax team assaulted me.
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