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Old 07-13-2006, 04:51 PM   #1
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I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to prove my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch Beaches, drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:04 PM   #2
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I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to prove my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch Beaches, drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.
Beaches is one my favorite movies, guys. I really think some of these Man Laws need some revising.
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:45 PM   #3
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How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am!
i have done this for others so i will do it for you....

Just tell your boss that GIGity said its ok to go home now and then just leave. I'll take the heat from the boss!!!!


That goes for everybody who wants to leave work early. Just tell your boss that i said it was OK
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:53 PM   #4
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i have done this for others so i will do it for you....

Just tell your boss that GIGity said its ok to go home now and then just leave. I'll take the heat from the boss!!!!


That goes for everybody who wants to leave work early. Just tell your boss that i said it was OK
I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! I like the way you work it...
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I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! I like the way you work it...
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:59 PM   #6
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I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! I like the way you work it...
sweet pink paper...
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How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am!
We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.
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We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.
I just use a Do Not Enter sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a One-Way Only sign ....oh,oh annual ...(sigh)... never mind then...
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I just use a Do Not Enter sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a One-Way Only sign ....oh,oh annual ...(sigh)... never mind then...
someone is filled with jokes today. You're a funny guy 724, you make me laugh.
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yeah, i've never gotten pink paper. I'm jealous. All i ever got was my time card taken before i could clock in for the day.
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i think a man law is just a suggestion. aint nobody can tell this man what to do.

Man Law: all man laws are mearly suggestions. although if your unmanly actions offend another man he has the right to beat your ass senseless!
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Yeah I agree, but the truth is I am just really bored, so I'm trying to stir up the board.
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that 724 is one CRAZY cat.
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Pay no attention to these silly, incoherent musings. I am so suffering from a serious lack of Redskins football. It's pretty severe this year. I...just...want...to...watch ...some...gotdam...football.
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that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate...
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