Drunk Thread

WilbursHomie · 04-09-2011, 04:54 AM

We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

tryfuhl · 04-09-2011, 07:38 AM

I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl.

Chico23231 · 04-09-2011, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by WilbursHomie

We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

ha nice...r kelly style

GMScud · 04-09-2011, 01:31 PM

When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome.

hooskins · 04-09-2011, 04:19 PM

i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.

WilbursHomie · 04-12-2011, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by hooskins

i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.

Oh yeah, that guy was the best.

Monkeydad · 04-13-2011, 02:08 PM

Chico23231 · 04-28-2011, 06:41 PM

All right what we sippin on for the Draft?

Im rolling with 22 of Smuttynose IPA, a couple Sierra Nevada's Glissade in reserve. Gotta break out Knob Creek 9 year single barrel if we draft smart with the first pick and im chugging a hawaiian blue Four Loko if we trade up to get Locker to erase the pain

Alvin Walton · 04-28-2011, 07:03 PM

I'm very jealous of the Smuttynose, cant get it around here.

I got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Noble Pils and some Fris vodka for tonight.
Need to behave myself though, its only Thursday night.

MTK · 04-28-2011, 08:25 PM

Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think

tryfuhl · 05-04-2011, 01:47 AM

pretty sure I qualify tonight boys

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-04-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think

I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.

MTK · 05-04-2011, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.

It's so tasty, I could go for one right now!

Chico23231 · 05-04-2011, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.

Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-04-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.

I DO definitely enjoy both my Jack/Jim with Coke as well. Matty, gotta' say man, do you feel like you're wasting the ever-so-delicious taste of Maker's with the ginger? Never had Maker's with ginger, but man that stuff is just so smooth. Ever try Woodford Reserve? Outstanding stuff.

04-09-2011, 07:38 AM	#737
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 41 Posts: 12,514	Re: Drunk Thread I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl. __________________ http://www.twitter.com/RedskinsRT

04-09-2011, 01:31 PM	#739
GMScud Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 12,626	Re: Drunk Thread When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome. __________________ Tardy Last edited by GMScud; 04-09-2011 at 04:57 PM.

04-09-2011, 04:19 PM	#740
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04-28-2011, 06:41 PM	#743
Chico23231 Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 34,505	Re: Drunk Thread All right what we sippin on for the Draft? Im rolling with 22 of Smuttynose IPA, a couple Sierra Nevada's Glissade in reserve. Gotta break out Knob Creek 9 year single barrel if we draft smart with the first pick and im chugging a hawaiian blue Four Loko if we trade up to get Locker to erase the pain __________________ My pronouns: King/Your ruler He Gets Us

04-09-2011, 04:54 AM	#736
WilbursHomie Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 319	We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories. Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

04-28-2011, 07:03 PM	#744
Alvin Walton Pro Bowl Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Holland, Michigan Posts: 5,741	Re: Drunk Thread I'm very jealous of the Smuttynose, cant get it around here. I got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Noble Pils and some Fris vodka for tonight. Need to behave myself though, its only Thursday night. __________________ REDSKINS FAN SINCE 1968

04-28-2011, 08:25 PM	#745
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,518	Re: Drunk Thread Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter. I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-04-2011, 01:47 AM	#746
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 41 Posts: 12,514	Re: Drunk Thread pretty sure I qualify tonight boys __________________ http://www.twitter.com/RedskinsRT

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