Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy

cpayne5 · 05-10-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I've always wanted to do it with one of those Civic hatchbacks. Those things would look EXACTLY like a helmet. Those or a Suzuki Swift (even though all it would do was sit in the driveway broken down).

Use a VW bug!

V-Dub engineering, yaaaaaaaah

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 02:26 PM

Wow, they re-released the Swift. It looks pretty hot now!

Monkeydad · 05-11-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Wow, they re-released the Swift. It looks pretty hot now!

Stay away from Suzuki, as well as Kia. They're some of the LEAST reliable cars on the road. This is a case where you DO get what you pay for.

Hot? HA!

Now the Dodge Magnum is a HOT car.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 02:31 PM

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

cpayne5 · 05-10-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

lol, yeah. Get an old one. People seem to respect those more.

MTK · 05-10-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?

If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."

LMAO! Very similar to what I think when I see a dude driving a Mini Cooper: "Bet his boyfriend is the masculine one in that relationship".

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 02:43 PM

NATIVE AMERICAN. Primered trucks are Redneck American.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 02:44 PM

HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

MTK · 05-10-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Butz Baby!

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

LOL great story!

saden1 · 05-10-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Butz Baby!

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

LOL

Here is another true story...a study partner (sounds homosexual already) back in college had a Miata. He gave me a ride (oh, how so homosexual) home and a couple I noticed of times people in other cars staring at us while at an intersection. I thought they just liked the car and didn't realize the stigma associated with Miatas until well after the said ride.

dmek25 · 05-10-2006, 03:13 PM

tmc keep up the analogies.the whole girlfriend, boyfriend thing is a riot.and yes,to drive a mini cooper is like declaring broke mountain your favorite flick of all time

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:17 PM

NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car.

05-10-2006, 02:26 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy Wow, they re-released the Swift. It looks pretty hot now! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 02:31 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy Representing Deutchland! Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 02:43 PM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy NATIVE AMERICAN. Primered trucks are Redneck American. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 02:44 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one. Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 03:13 PM	#14
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 64 Posts: 10,672	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy tmc keep up the analogies.the whole girlfriend, boyfriend thing is a riot.and yes,to drive a mini cooper is like declaring broke mountain your favorite flick of all time __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-10-2006, 03:17 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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