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Old 08-02-2006, 11:26 AM   #76
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Is he also super smart?
He's super smart....I think we got a bunch of smart guys up here.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:41 AM   #77
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No he wasn't. 12thMan was.
And that's why you carry a wallet that says "Bad Ass Motha F**ka" on it.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:47 PM   #78
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I am a __(adjective)__ Warpath member. I like __(plural noun)__, __(plural noun)__, and (plural noun). I also like long __(noun)__ at the __(place)__.
This is a better one for this member...

I live in my parents basement, and am a self-proclaimed beer pong and flip pie champion.

and to fill in the above:
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beer
beer
more beer
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:50 PM   #79
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I've never claimed to be a beer pong champion. I just tend to excell when the situation is right.
I have no problem with anything else.
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:56 PM   #80
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lol nice
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Old 08-02-2006, 01:58 PM   #81
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I've never claimed to be a beer pong champion. I just tend to excell when the situation is right.
I have no problem with anything else.
I'll claim it, I am a champ, I am probably the youngest balla on this site. Seriously tho, we should have a WP beer pong tornament. My team won the tornament last night.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:01 PM   #82
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Then I'll say unto you as I have said unto others. Join us September 11th at MalcolmFest and bring your A-game son.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:07 PM   #83
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my one problem with a beer pong tournament at the first tailgate (yes, I'm making excuses already) is the wind.
I typcially think of beer pong as a game played in a dank basement with little to no fresh air to be found. Playing in the open air adds an element to the game that can mess up a finely tuned shot. But I guess I'll just have to practice with a couple of fans blowing on the table.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:10 PM   #84
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Then I'll say unto you as I have said unto others. Join us September 11th at MalcolmFest and bring your A-game son.
It shall be brought.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:27 PM   #85
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Oooh. Look at me. I'm a big bad admin with my own website. My ego is so big it blocks out the sun. I'm soooo special. Don't piss me off or I'll lock this thread and ban you

(thank goodness he has a sense of humor)
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:43 PM   #86
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my one problem with a beer pong tournament at the first tailgate (yes, I'm making excuses already) is the wind.
I typcially think of beer pong as a game played in a dank basement with little to no fresh air to be found. Playing in the open air adds an element to the game that can mess up a finely tuned shot. But I guess I'll just have to practice with a couple of fans blowing on the table.
Yessir! This is the real deal, no pansies allowed. I invite all to bring their own A-game. I will be creating the most ghetto of all trophies for the winning team to bring home!
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:44 PM   #87
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It shall be brought.
Oh, it's already been BROUGHTen.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #88
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On a side note, I will be PMing all those who want to come to the tailgate my cell phone information AND the cell phone info of others who are attending so that way no one gets left out.

Kind of my version of "No Child Left Behind" except mine is "No Child Left Sober".
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Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.
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Here's another impression.:

80s reference. 80s reference. Family Guy quote.
Hmmmm....this is harder to solve than a Rubix Cube. Could be a case for McGyver. This is worse than that time Schneed10 locked himself inside his car
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