Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:31 PM

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

cpayne5 · 05-10-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

lol, yeah. Get an old one. People seem to respect those more.

MTK · 05-10-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Summo

That's funny I drive a Focus as well, a Redskin Maroon one!!

Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.

MTK · 05-10-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?

cpayne5 · 05-10-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.

Honkey.

Always getting the black man to tote you around like you're a king.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?

If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.

I prefer the PC term for cars. Your car is AFRICAN AMERICAN. Just like my silver car is CYBORG AMERICAN. White cars are European American.

Summo · 05-10-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I prefer the PC term for cars. Your car is AFRICAN AMERICAN. Just like my silver car is CYBORG AMERICAN. White cars are European American.

So my maroon Focus would be considered a Red Neck American?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:43 PM

NATIVE AMERICAN. Primered trucks are Redneck American.

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."

LMAO! Very similar to what I think when I see a dude driving a Mini Cooper: "Bet his boyfriend is the masculine one in that relationship".

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 03:44 PM

HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

dmek25 · 05-10-2006, 04:13 PM

tmc keep up the analogies.the whole girlfriend, boyfriend thing is a riot.and yes,to drive a mini cooper is like declaring broke mountain your favorite flick of all time

MTK · 05-10-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Butz Baby!

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

LOL great story!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 04:17 PM

NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car.

05-10-2006, 03:31 PM	#91
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy Representing Deutchland! Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 03:43 PM	#99
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy NATIVE AMERICAN. Primered trucks are Redneck American. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 03:44 PM	#101
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one. Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 04:13 PM	#103
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy tmc keep up the analogies.the whole girlfriend, boyfriend thing is a riot.and yes,to drive a mini cooper is like declaring broke mountain your favorite flick of all time __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-10-2006, 04:17 PM	#105
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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