The Never Ending Thread

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by angryssg

NAH, they make you lose most of the weight before you get to a real unit.

I had heard that my brother joined the Air Force and he was 265 when he joined and he is 218 now I was like shit man i need to get on that diet.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

I had heard that my brother joined the Air Force and he was 265 when he joined and he is 218 now I was like shit man i need to get on that diet.

Its not worth it man. Don't do it unless you have other reasons than a diet. It is not just a diet its a lifestyle that not many can tolerate.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Its not worth it man. Don't do it unless you have other reasons than a diet. It is not just a diet its a lifestyle that not many can tolerate.

I know I cant. i dont like to be yelled at so that is a no no right there. I am not goint to do it I was just saying the way you lose weight on there is crazy.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

I am tired. Time for sleep see you guys later.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

I know I cant. i dont like to be yelled at so that is a no no right there. I am not goint to do it I was just saying the way you lose weight on there is crazy.

Yeah and the way you gain it all back is too! My Dad got out after Desert Storm and he was ripped. Now he looks like Peter Griffin.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Yeah and the way you gain it all back is too! My Dad got out after Desert Storm and he was ripped. Now he looks like Peter Griffin.

hahahahahahahahaha but seriously sleep time i am falling out of my chair, now I hope the GF doesnt want to talk. Good night guys.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

hahahahahahahahaha but seriously sleep time i am falling out of my chair, now I hope the GF doesnt want to talk. Good night guys.

Alright, good night sleep tight, dont let the girlfriend bite......hard.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Alright, good night sleep tight, dont let the girlfriend bite......hard.

She didnt bug me that much.

[jsarno]

[QUOTE=angryssg;321395]

Originally Posted by jsarno

LOL, you say that now...but once you see his cute little face, you're skrewed.

I can see it now:
"Son, why in the hell are you always late to chess practice...uh hum, Football practice?"
"I dunno Daddy, I just can't make it there on time, and I don't know why"
"Damn it son, I know you've never been to practice on time, but I swear, if you do it one more time, I'm gonna smack your mother!"
"Don't do that again daddy."

"Freakin Jsarno was right"
"Who"
"This amazingly intelligent guy I met on the Redskins website".
"Oh, he sounds handsome" [/quote=jsarno;321390]

Cute, but this is how its gonna be.

"Boy, what time did you show up to Football practice?" "I arrived 30 minuites prior and knocked out a PT test before the rest of the team got there."

"By the way dad, my room, your car, mom's car, the lawn, and my homework are ready for inspection SIR!"

Thats good son, but did you spend time with your girlfriend? Yes Sir, but I made sure to only go as far as 3rd base because its easier to wash your hands than it is to take a shot of pennicillan in the ass SIR!"

That's my boy, jsarno had no idea what he was talking about. "Permission to speak freely Sir?" Yes boy. "Who is jsarno sir?" One of my buddies from back on the path, the civilian type with good intentions but a lack of knowlege on Military Authority.

LOL. Now here's to wishful thinkin!

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

YouTube - The Simpsons April fool's

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

The sad thing is, I could quote each one of those. Damn, I watch too many animated shows! LOL

[KLHJ2]

[quote=jsarno;321715]

Originally Posted by angryssg

LOL. Now here's to wishful thinkin!

I responded to this with a whole bunch of quick witted humor, but something bad happened and the response didn't go through and I just didn't feel like repeating myself. But to give you an idea it ended with me slamming of the Marine commercial where the recruit fights the dragon.

[jsarno]

[QUOTE=angryssg;321747]

Originally Posted by jsarno

I responded to this with a whole bunch of quick witted humor, but something bad happened and the response didn't go through and I just didn't feel like repeating myself. But to give you an idea it ended with me slamming of the Marine commercial where the recruit fights the dragon.

Well, maybe what you need to do, with all this military background, is get an accoustical advantage on your wife, and then pull a drill sargent on the child. Tell him to get out of there!

[KLHJ2]

[quote=jsarno;321770]

Originally Posted by angryssg

Well, maybe what you need to do, with all this military background, is get an accoustical advantage on your wife, and then pull a drill sargent on the child. Tell him to get out of there!

That is what I am doing tommorrow! If the boy aint out by 0600 we are going to breech the perimeter and push him out. Or to put it simply we are inducing tommorrow.

[jsarno]

[QUOTE=angryssg;321772]

Originally Posted by jsarno

That is what I am doing tommorrow! If the boy aint out by 0600 we are going to breech the perimeter and push him out. Or to put it simply we are inducing tommorrow.

LOL, that's not pulling a drill sargent...that's calling the general and begging for air support on the attack.