Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 04:18 PM

I'm a non-sequiter fan myself dmek. All know this. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE.

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car.

I don't necessarily think the Miata is homosexual either. Apparently, the problem was he was getting hit on by dudes while he was driving it.

If he was out cruising parks in NW DC at 3AM in the new Miata, I couldn't tell you.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 04:48 PM

HAHAHAHAHA. I was with my fiancee in a Daiquari Bar in TN one night and she left to use the bathroom and within 3 minutes a guy's hand was on my thigh. I nearly hit the mother f*cker off the stool. Can't guys just keep their hands off of me?

True story. Non-serious final comment.

I guess it's the whole idea of a guy being in a Daiquari bar. Fat Tuesday's is the only hetero bar like that.

dmek25 · 05-10-2006, 06:36 PM

tmc,it might be the daiquiri thing that tipped him off

saden1 · 05-10-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Butz Baby!

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

LOL

Here is another true story...a study partner (sounds homosexual already) back in college had a Miata. He gave me a ride (oh, how so homosexual) home and a couple I noticed of times people in other cars staring at us while at an intersection. I thought they just liked the car and didn't realize the stigma associated with Miatas until well after the said ride.

saden1 · 05-10-2006, 06:51 PM

After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.

Dave Butz Baby! · 05-10-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.

LMAO... these are too funny...

Ford F150: What makes it gay? It looks like some interior decorator sprinkled his fairy dust all over the dashboard.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-10-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.

"Although the Jetta comes in many powertrain configurations, including a fuel-sipping, clean-burning diesel, our favorite is the 1.8-liter turbo (called 1.8T), which has more than enough scoot for squirting in and out of city traffic."

You can cut the innuendo with a KNIFE on that site.

Monkeydad · 05-11-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Wow, they re-released the Swift. It looks pretty hot now!

Stay away from Suzuki, as well as Kia. They're some of the LEAST reliable cars on the road. This is a case where you DO get what you pay for.

Hot? HA!

Now the Dodge Magnum is a HOT car.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-11-2006, 11:50 AM

It's hot, and I like Dodges but DAMN they've GOT to do something about those transmissions. Worst transmissions of any car on the road.

Monkeydad · 05-11-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

It's hot, and I like Dodges but DAMN they've GOT to do something about those transmissions. Worst transmissions of any car on the road.

I think they have have resolved that. I had a '96 Dodge that lost it's tranny at 115K miles. Then again, I drove 75,000 miles THAT YEAR.

I kept it until about 140K and traded it in on a reliable (so far with 100K) Ford.

My wife's 2000 Pontiac Sunfire has not had a SINGLE problem at all and we have 80K on the clock so far.

American cars are what I buy. I've never had problems with them, unlike the VW I owned in college. That thing nickel and dimed me to DEATH until someone hit me head-on.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-11-2006, 02:35 PM

On the real. VWs SUCK reliability-wise. Yeah, if I were going to buy American, I'd be buying Ford. I know more than a dozen of my buddies who had Dodge trannys crap out on them in the first year of owning them.

FRPLG · 05-11-2006, 04:47 PM

So can we call TMC the King of the Trannies? Or Queen?

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-11-2006, 04:48 PM

And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls.

That's how I like MY women.

dmek25 · 05-11-2006, 07:51 PM

stop it,your scaring me

05-10-2006, 04:18 PM	#106
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy I'm a non-sequiter fan myself dmek. All know this. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-10-2006, 04:48 PM	#108
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy HAHAHAHAHA. I was with my fiancee in a Daiquari Bar in TN one night and she left to use the bathroom and within 3 minutes a guy's hand was on my thigh. I nearly hit the mother fcker off the stool. Can't guys just keep their hands off of me? True story. Non-serious final comment. I guess it's the whole idea of a guy being in a Daiquari bar. Fat Tuesday's is the only hetero bar like that. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.*

05-10-2006, 06:36 PM	#109
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy tmc,it might be the daiquiri thing that tipped him off __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

05-10-2006, 06:51 PM	#111
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy. p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in. __________________ "The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder." -Jenkins

05-11-2006, 11:50 AM	#115
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy It's hot, and I like Dodges but DAMN they've GOT to do something about those transmissions. Worst transmissions of any car on the road. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-11-2006, 02:35 PM	#117
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy On the real. VWs SUCK reliability-wise. Yeah, if I were going to buy American, I'd be buying Ford. I know more than a dozen of my buddies who had Dodge trannys crap out on them in the first year of owning them. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-11-2006, 04:47 PM	#118
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy So can we call TMC the King of the Trannies? Or Queen?

05-11-2006, 04:48 PM	#119
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,233	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls. That's how I like MY women. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-11-2006, 07:51 PM	#120
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Sell Me A Car-What Should I Buy stop it,your scaring me __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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