College stories

jdlea · 04-04-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Hahahaha, he had a chaser for Bacardi O? This is a "he" right?

Yeah, in his defense, he did just start drinking recently, however, shooting Bacardi O makes him kind of a p***y, but chasing it with a bitch brew, is just too much. And he wonders why shots don't mess him up...

We always **** with him for not drinking like any normal college guy.

Which actually leads me into another funny story about him...drinks he's tried:

Appletini and a Cosmo

Now, that's obviously not the entire list, just the gay ones (which also depends on your opinion of Disarrono, cause he likes that too)...lol. I haven't tried either. Anything that is actually pink, I can't stand around drinking. It just doesn't work for me. And he gets really pissed when we **** with him about drinking them.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-04-2006, 11:50 AM

WOW! I started drinking my first year of college and I learned on King Cobra and Hurricane.

Sounds like a buddy of mine, but he's one of those guys who is so self confident he'll order a Pina Colada when we all go out and not give a shit.

jdlea · 04-04-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

WOW! I started drinking my first year of college and I learned on King Cobra and Hurricane.

Sounds like a buddy of mine, but he's one of those guys who is so self confident he'll order a Pina Colada when we all go out and not give a shit.

I'm self confident, I just don't drink women's drinks. He doesn't like beer and he hates Tequila. He doesn't like Gin either. I don't really get him. He's kinda "sensitive" if you will...lol. He's a cool guy, but we always give him shit about what he drinks. He also drinks a lot of Parrot's Bay.

SmootSmack · 04-04-2006, 01:33 PM

I drink Piña Coladas. Gotta represent my Puerto Rican roots!

jdlea · 04-04-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

I drink Piña Coladas. Gotta represent my Puerto Rican roots!

How often are we talking? Cause I just can't understand how people can drink sweet ass drinks all the time? I had a few Mai Ties (sp?) and felt terrible the next day. Sneaks up too quick cause it doesn't taste like alcohol...

SmootSmack · 04-04-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jdlea

How often are we talking? Cause I just can't understand how people can drink sweet ass drinks all the time? I had a few Mai Ties (sp?) and felt terrible the next day. Sneaks up too quick cause it doesn't taste like alcohol...

Not that often really. More of a Rum and Coke, Rum and Sprite kind of guy (Rum is what really represents my Puerto Rican roots). I'm just saying I have no problem ordering a Pina Colada if I want to

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-04-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jdlea

I'm self confident, I just don't drink women's drinks. He doesn't like beer and he hates Tequila. He doesn't like Gin either. I don't really get him. He's kinda "sensitive" if you will...lol. He's a cool guy, but we always give him shit about what he drinks. He also drinks a lot of Parrot's Bay.

Does he also kiss a lot of men?

J/K

I love giving people shit about that. I'm not above drinking girly drinks if that's all that's around...

...and I'm at my OWN house.
...and my fiancee is sitting there with a sign around her neck saying "<--Bones me."

Schneed10 · 04-04-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

...and my fiancee is sitting there with a sign around her neck saying "<--Bones me."

LOL

MTK · 04-04-2006, 02:10 PM

I used to drink Captain & Coke like it was ice water, now I can't stand it, way too sweet for my taste now.

Schneed10 · 04-04-2006, 02:28 PM

Great college shots (good for the ladies, gets em droppin panties):

PepperMint Patty: Squirt some Hershey's chocolate syrup in your mouth and take a shot of Ice 101, swish around for a second.

Snickers Shot: 1 ounce kalhua, half ounce Frangelico, half ounce Amaretto, shake over ice, strain. Tastes like a Snickers Bar.

MTK · 04-04-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

Great college shots (good for the ladies, gets em droppin panties):

PepperMint Patty: Squirt some Hershey's chocolate syrup in your mouth and take a shot of Ice 101, swish around for a second.

Snickers Shot: 1 ounce kalhua, half ounce Frangelico, half ounce Amaretto, shake over ice, strain. Tastes like a Snickers Bar.

Cement mixer: take one shot of baileys, hold it in your mouth, then add a shot of lime juice. Mix well and enjoy.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-04-2006, 03:11 PM

My fiancee definitely loves the Peppermint Patty.

It gets me to drop my panties like THAT *snap*.

SmootSmack · 04-04-2006, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

My fiancee definitely loves the Peppermint Patty.

It gets me to drop my panties like THAT *snap*.

whose panties are we talking about here? Yours or your fiancee?

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-04-2006, 03:12 PM

Seriously though, the drinks you guys mentioned are definitely my "I've been with you for almost eight years and sometimes I need to make some drinks to get the mood rollin'"

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-04-2006, 03:18 PM

Mine.

Joke failed.

04-04-2006, 11:50 AM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: College stories WOW! I started drinking my first year of college and I learned on King Cobra and Hurricane. Sounds like a buddy of mine, but he's one of those guys who is so self confident he'll order a Pina Colada when we all go out and not give a shit. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-04-2006, 01:33 PM	#4
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: College stories I drink Piña Coladas. Gotta represent my Puerto Rican roots! __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-04-2006, 02:10 PM	#9
MTK Hail Raiser Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 53 Posts: 100,050	Re: College stories I used to drink Captain & Coke like it was ice water, now I can't stand it, way too sweet for my taste now. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-04-2006, 02:28 PM	#10
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 46 Posts: 12,458	Re: College stories Great college shots (good for the ladies, gets em droppin panties): PepperMint Patty: Squirt some Hershey's chocolate syrup in your mouth and take a shot of Ice 101, swish around for a second. Snickers Shot: 1 ounce kalhua, half ounce Frangelico, half ounce Amaretto, shake over ice, strain. Tastes like a Snickers Bar. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

04-04-2006, 03:11 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: College stories My fiancee definitely loves the Peppermint Patty. It gets me to drop my panties like THAT snap. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-04-2006, 03:12 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: College stories Seriously though, the drinks you guys mentioned are definitely my "I've been with you for almost eight years and sometimes I need to make some drinks to get the mood rollin'" __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-04-2006, 03:18 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: College stories Mine. Joke failed. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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