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GMScud 04-22-2010 06:42 PM

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[quote=mlmdub130;691862]do yourself a favor when pontius is on a farm with some horses leave the room or skip to the next scene[/quote]

I dry heaved and ran to bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up all over the couch. That was so awful. I get that spitty mouth just thinking about it. The urine snow cone was a close second. Why I ever watched those movies I still don't know.

MTK 04-23-2010 08:12 AM

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I used to like the Jackass show, but I skipped the movies after hearing about some of the crap they did.

MTK 04-23-2010 08:13 AM

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[quote=Buster;691859]Not if you have a sharp blade and good technique. The best ones come from Israel.

I do a pass with and then one against. (re-lather for each pass of course)

My face is like a baby's bottom.


TO the electric recommendation...I've had 2 of them...feel like sandpaper afterward. I've never had a good shave from an electric.


Oh...paper cuts...yeah, I get a lot of them as an accountant. Hate them.

But, the real pain comes when you get a cleaning chemical in a paper cut. You could not even know you had a cut until you get the wrong chemical in it...then it opens up like a taco shell and turns red as it burns like Mount Wannahockaloogie erupting.[/quote]

What are you using exactly? Give us the hook up :)

firstdown 04-23-2010 10:00 AM

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Girls its just a papper cut.

MTK 04-23-2010 10:08 AM

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Ah yes the dreaded papper cut, the extra P is for PAIN!

724Skinsfan 04-23-2010 10:17 AM

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[quote=firstdown;692955]Girls its just a pap[SIZE=4][B]p[/B][/SIZE]er cut.[/quote]

lol That had to be intentional.

mredskins 04-23-2010 10:39 AM

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[quote=724Skinsfan;692963]lol That had to be intentional.[/quote]


If I was a betting man I say no.

firstdown 04-23-2010 10:41 AM

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[quote=mredskins;692979]If I was a betting man I say no.[/quote]
Actually that time it was just a typing error.

mredskins 04-23-2010 10:54 AM

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[quote=firstdown;692981]Actually that time it was just a typing error.[/quote]


So I won the bet. So your other spelling errors are all on purpose not just a typing error?

firstdown 04-23-2010 11:40 AM

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[quote=mredskins;692989]So I won the bet. So your other spelling errors are all on purpose not just a typing error?[/quote]
No most of them are spelling errors.LOL

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 01:13 PM

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[quote=Mattyk;692908]What are you using exactly? Give us the hook up :)[/quote]

OK, but you're gonna regret starting this conversation with me...


I have a collection of razors, but here are the ones in my usual rotation to use:

[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj307/AsylumGuido/IMGP3550.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/3379950527_8ef5cce083.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj307/AsylumGuido/Tech011.jpg[/IMG]



My favorite brush:
[IMG]http://img.thefind.com/images/UwDb7e4zaRrDNAa7xwwMGamJOSUZ8Yl5KfFJqYmlJZUMGSUlBVb6-qkFepWZuel6yfm5-smJ-p76SaWVmXkFRZlliSWp8UYGlpbxJsZmJoamZsbmDAwA?m=1&g=1[/IMG]


My favorite blades:

*CAN GET 100 BLADES FOR $12.00...WHERE YOU GET ABOUT 5 CARTRIDGES FOR THAT IF YOU'RE LUCKY...SUPERIOR SHAVES FOR PENNIES A SHAVE.

[URL="http://westcoastshaving.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=5"]Crystal Double Edge Razor Blades (100 Blades) [RB-CRY-002] - $12.00 : West Coast Shaving, Double Edge Blade Sampler Packs[/URL]


[IMG]http://westcoastshaving.com/images/crystal_600.jpg[/IMG]


SHAVE SOAP:
$2 at pharmacies or Walmart for a good soap
[IMG]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/70/25/31/0007702531020_215X215.jpg[/IMG]

or upgrade for about $4 to:

[IMG]http://westcoastshaving.com/images/ss-con-bay.jpg[/IMG]




SHAVING CREAM MOOD INSTEAD OF SOAP?

$5 at Bath and Body Works...feels awesome. I use it for Travel. Same as Proraso vintage shave cream:

[IMG]http://www.bigelowchemists.com/images/images_big/premiumshavelarge.jpg[/IMG]



Finally, my go-to After Shave, wife loves it too. About $6 at any pharmacy. They make a Bay Rum that I like a lot too. It's a traditional barber shop favorite:

[IMG]http://www.pomade-shop.eu/WebRoot/Store18/Shops/61591627/4B1C/4643/0616/9407/B255/C0A8/2935/5C57/pinaud_clubman_after_shave.jpg[/IMG]

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 01:19 PM

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[url=http://www.thesuperiorshave.com/Wet_Shaving_Tutorial.html]Wet Shaving Tutorial[/url]

[url=http://wet-shavers.com/wet-shaving-lather-how-to-make-it/]Wet Shaving Lather: How to Make It | Wet Shavers Blog[/url]

[url=http://badgerandblade.com/vb/]Badger & Blade[/url]

mredskins 04-23-2010 01:33 PM

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Ican never find that Clubman aftershave I love that stuff!

GMScud 04-23-2010 01:43 PM

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Damn, Buster. That stuff looks great. Maybe it's time for me to kick the Gillette Fusion to the curb and step my game up!

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 02:05 PM

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[quote=GMScud;693094]Damn, Buster. That stuff looks great. Maybe it's time for me to kick the Gillette Fusion to the curb and step my game up![/quote]

You won't regret it.

Yeah, I even built a nice mahogany razor stand with a marble base for my shave bowl and added some gold leaf accents. :D


When I broke my arm, I had to shift "obsessions" as my wife calls them from weightlifting to something else. Wetshaving somehow happened.

It took me a few weeks to get the technique down where I could get a perfect shave without cuts, but it's amazing how superior old razors are to this new multi-blade garbage where they charge you a few bucks per cartridge. The best razors were made in the 50s and 60s. That black-handled adjustable one I posted is a 1970.

Bought a few razors off eBay, a few from Antique shops...they polish up amazingly with a Dremel and some MAAS Metal Polish. They look cool on my counter too.

Bonus - Talking the wife into letting me shave her legs. ;)

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 02:07 PM

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[quote=mredskins;693087]Ican never find that Clubman aftershave I love that stuff![/quote]

Try a Walgreen's. They carry that, some carry the Bay Rum. CVS carries it too if you have one of them.

Avoid that crap called Lilac Vegatal. It smells like cat urine and I'm not even joking. I had a sample of it.

[URL="http://www.drugstore.com"]drugstore.com Online Pharmacy - Prescription Drugs, Health and Beauty, plus more[/URL] carries it if you're desperate or is worse comes to worst, you could Paypal me and I'll pick up a bottle and ship it to you. I just got back from the post office to mail a shaving brush to Texas. :D

mredskins 04-23-2010 02:23 PM

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[quote=Buster;693122]Try a Walgreen's. They carry that, some carry the Bay Rum. CVS carries it too if you have one of them.

Avoid that crap called Lilac Vegatal. It smells like cat urine and I'm not even joking. I had a sample of it.

[URL="http://www.drugstore.com"]drugstore.com Online Pharmacy - Prescription Drugs, Health and Beauty, plus more[/URL] carries it if you're desperate or is worse comes to worst, you could Paypal me and I'll pick up a bottle and ship it to you. I just got back from the post office to mail a shaving brush to Texas. :D[/quote]


Hey thanks I will look a little harder.

I went here for a shave when I visited Vegas once it was a cool experience.

[url=http://www.vegas.com/spas/artofshaving.html]The Art of Shaving Las Vegas Nevada - VEGAS.com[/url]

firstdown 04-23-2010 02:29 PM

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[quote=mredskins;693087]Ican never find that Clubman aftershave I love that stuff![/quote]

Buster don't ever wear that stuff around mredskins. LOL

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 02:30 PM

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[quote=mredskins;693142]Hey thanks I will look a little harder.

I went here for a shave when I visited Vegas once it was a cool experience.

[URL="http://www.vegas.com/spas/artofshaving.html"]The Art of Shaving Las Vegas Nevada - VEGAS.com[/URL][/quote]

Famous place.

Someday if I get brave, I'll try to graduate to straight razors.

[IMG]http://www.uktobacco.com/acatalog/straightrazorb.jpg[/IMG]

Monkeydad 04-23-2010 02:32 PM

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[quote=mredskins;693142]Hey thanks I will look a little harder.
[/quote]
Boom.

[B][url=http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=58021&catid=9363]Buy Clubman After Shave Lotion Online at drugstore.com[/url]

Others:
[/B] [URL="http://www.drugstore.com/search/search_results.asp?N=0&Ntx=mode%2Bmatchallpartial&Ntk=All&srchtree=1&Ntt=pinaud&Go.x=0&Go.y=0"]drugstore.com - online pharmacy & drugstore, prescriptions filled[/URL]



I love the Special Reserve but my wife says it's too strong.

The regular Clubman always gets me compliments.

firstdown 04-23-2010 02:35 PM

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[quote=Buster;693066]OK, but you're gonna regret starting this conversation with me...


I have a collection of razors, but here are the ones in my usual rotation to use:

[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj307/AsylumGuido/IMGP3550.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/3379950527_8ef5cce083.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj307/AsylumGuido/Tech011.jpg[/IMG]



My favorite brush:
[IMG]http://img.thefind.com/images/UwDb7e4zaRrDNAa7xwwMGamJOSUZ8Yl5KfFJqYmlJZUMGSUlBVb6-qkFepWZuel6yfm5-smJ-p76SaWVmXkFRZlliSWp8UYGlpbxJsZmJoamZsbmDAwA?m=1&g=1[/IMG]


My favorite blades:

*CAN GET 100 BLADES FOR $12.00...WHERE YOU GET ABOUT 5 CARTRIDGES FOR THAT IF YOU'RE LUCKY...SUPERIOR SHAVES FOR PENNIES A SHAVE.

[URL="http://westcoastshaving.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=4&products_id=5"]Crystal Double Edge Razor Blades (100 Blades) [RB-CRY-002] - $12.00 : West Coast Shaving, Double Edge Blade Sampler Packs[/URL]


[IMG]http://westcoastshaving.com/images/crystal_600.jpg[/IMG]


SHAVE SOAP:
$2 at pharmacies or Walmart for a good soap
[IMG]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/70/25/31/0007702531020_215X215.jpg[/IMG]

or upgrade for about $4 to:

[IMG]http://westcoastshaving.com/images/ss-con-bay.jpg[/IMG]




SHAVING CREAM MOOD INSTEAD OF SOAP?

$5 at Bath and Body Works...feels awesome. I use it for Travel. Same as Proraso vintage shave cream:

[IMG]http://www.bigelowchemists.com/images/images_big/premiumshavelarge.jpg[/IMG]



Finally, my go-to After Shave, wife loves it too. About $6 at any pharmacy. They make a Bay Rum that I like a lot too. It's a traditional barber shop favorite:

[IMG]http://www.pomade-shop.eu/WebRoot/Store18/Shops/61591627/4B1C/4643/0616/9407/B255/C0A8/2935/5C57/pinaud_clubman_after_shave.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Up until a few years back I had several razors like that and use them with the shaving soap. Some how when we moved I never found them when unpacking. After reading this its reminded me to check those 3 to 4 boxes we never unpacked because your right they do give a better shave.

mredskins 04-23-2010 02:40 PM

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^ Somehow something always gets "lost" in a move especially when you use professional movers.

tryfuhl 04-23-2010 09:18 PM

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[quote=GMScud;693094]Damn, Buster. That stuff looks great. Maybe it's time for me to kick the Gillette Fusion to the curb and step my game up![/quote]
if you grow like you said you'll love it

I've used doubles a few times and it takes a bit, but it's really relaxing, love doing it before I go to bed.. you might need to do it in the morning though

GMScud 04-24-2010 01:30 AM

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[quote=Buster;693119]You won't regret it.

Yeah, I even built a nice mahogany razor stand with a marble base for my shave bowl and added some gold leaf accents. :D


When I broke my arm, I had to shift "obsessions" as my wife calls them from weightlifting to something else. Wetshaving somehow happened.

It took me a few weeks to get the technique down where I could get a perfect shave without cuts, but it's amazing how superior old razors are to this new multi-blade garbage where they charge you a few bucks per cartridge. The best razors were made in the 50s and 60s. That black-handled adjustable one I posted is a 1970.

Bought a few razors off eBay, a few from Antique shops...they polish up amazingly with a Dremel and some MAAS Metal Polish. They look cool on my counter too.
[B]
Bonus - Talking the wife into letting me shave her legs.[/B] ;)[/quote]

Rock and roll. For that reason alone I'm going to buy one. So the double edge blade, how does that work? Is one edge sharper than the other?

tryfuhl 04-24-2010 01:58 AM

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fuck that

not slicing the lady's legs

GMScud 04-24-2010 02:06 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;693657]fuck that

not slicing the lady's legs[/quote]

It takes a technique my friend. ;)

dmek25 04-24-2010 09:42 AM

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5 pages talking about paper cuts. what a bunch of pussies

firstdown 04-24-2010 03:29 PM

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[quote=firstdown;692955]Girls its just a papper cut.[/quote]

I thought the same thing.

JLee9718 04-24-2010 04:30 PM

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Do they still sell styptic pencils?

Monkeydad 04-26-2010 12:58 PM

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Sure, I bought mine at a Rite Aid pharmacy. I see them in every other pharmacy too: Walgreen's, CVS, etc.

They should be in the shaving section.

Glad I don't have to use it very often, it burns like hell.

Monkeydad 04-26-2010 01:00 PM

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[quote=dmek25;693710]5 pages talking about paper cuts. what a bunch of pussies[/quote]

Hey now, mine's a blood-spewing laceration.

Snapped a picture of it, will have to get it off the camera soon.
:D

Monkeydad 04-26-2010 01:01 PM

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[quote=GMScud;693642]Rock and roll. For that reason alone I'm going to buy one. So the double edge blade, how does that work? Is one edge sharper than the other?[/quote]

They're identical, there's just a sharp edge on each side. Convenient because you can shave one cheek, flip it over and shave the other before having to rinse it off.

There are single-edge blades too (for SE razors) but they're about obsolete now. They aren't as good anyways.

[quote=tryfuhl;693657]fuck that

not slicing the lady's legs[/quote]

That's why you learn to do it right first. :D

She'll love the warm lather. If you do it right, you can shave more than her legs. ;)

tryfuhl 04-26-2010 11:53 PM

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[quote=Buster;695043]They're identical, there's just a sharp edge on each side. Convenient because you can shave one cheek, flip it over and shave the other before having to rinse it off.

There are single-edge blades too (for SE razors) but they're about obsolete now. They aren't as good anyways.



That's why you learn to do it right first. :D

She'll love the warm lather. If you do it right, you can shave more than her legs. ;)[/quote]

never had much of an interest in that either.. hopefully she keeps it up herself

Monkeydad 04-27-2010 10:37 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;695353][B]never had much of an interest in that either..[/B] hopefully she keeps it up herself[/quote]
[IMG]http://www.illawarraqinfo.com/userimages/SMILE-OK-Be-Gay-smiley-face.gif[/IMG]

MTK 04-27-2010 10:41 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;695353]never had much of an interest in that either.. hopefully she keeps it up herself[/quote]

agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think

mredskins 04-27-2010 10:59 AM

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[quote=Mattyk;695478]agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think[/quote]


x2 somethings even the hottest women can do on their own.

Monkeydad 04-27-2010 11:03 AM

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It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave. :silly:

tryfuhl 04-27-2010 11:45 AM

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[quote=Mattyk;695478]agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think[/quote]
c'mere baby lemme shave you with this thing I sliced myself with a couple of times when I was learning on my own face

tryfuhl 04-27-2010 11:46 AM

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[quote=Buster;695497]It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave. :silly:[/quote]
I can live in a house without building it myself haha

Monkeydad 05-02-2010 02:53 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;691598]Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood ;)

Pics of the aftermath?[/quote]

OK here you go...keep in mind this is after neatly 3 weeks of healing and after stitches were out, but it gives you an idea of the size. It was hanging open like a flap and about 1/4 inch deep. Haha.

Did not imbed incase some weak-stomached weakling wants to complain. If your curiosity makes you click the link, it's your own faults.

[URL]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4479/018fa.jpg[/URL]


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