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I'm doing it...... I just dont want any woman to say, hey by the way your going to be a dad again"! :banghead:

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[quote=Angry;722434]I wonder if FD went through with it or if he is going to through with it.[/quote]

I'm still deciding if time going to do it or not. Probably 99% sure I'll have it done.

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C'mon man, it's been two weeks. Decide already so we can close this thread. :D

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99% sure. You've pretty much grabbed the scalpel already ! Just go ahead and do what I am WAY too much of a pussy to have done.

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;723246]99% sure. You've pretty much grabbed the scalpel already ! Just go ahead and do what I am WAY too much of a pussy to have done.[/quote]

I'm not worried about being a pu$$y I'm more worried about it becoming a pu$$y. LOL I'm just think of the doctor sneezing when he starts making his cut and hearing him saying "opps".

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[quote=Buster;718913]Yeah, local anesthesia.

Honestly, it's easier and less painful than your wife getting "snipped" and you can be sure that if you're really finished making babies, you won't have an "I forgot to take my pill" moment. Much safer. Also, some women have bad reactions to and can't take BC. My wife did not do well on it.

Small price to pay to keep your retirement funds intact. :D[/quote]


Bravo Bravo. A woman getting her tubes tied is very invasive procedure.
BC can lead to an increase risk in blood clots and strokes which 40% of women do not survive the first stroke.

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So FD did you go through with it yet?

My buddy is going under the knife today for this. I'll let you know what he says about it.

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How nice, a testicular bump.

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Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me. :D


Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them.

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[quote=Buster;730693]Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me. :D


Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

[B]If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them[/B].[/quote]

Yep, anything I don't want my wife's friends, mother, or family to know I don't tell my wife.

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I had an appointment and my doctor broke his collar bone so they canceled that date. I'm thinking late Oct. week 9 the Redskins bye week. Get it? Bye week. I have 3 golf outings to play in and this time of year I do allot of fishing so I'm going to have and work it in sometime.

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I wouldn't trust a doctor who gets shoulder injuries during his vasectomies.

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Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

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[quote=firstdown;766103]Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.[/quote]


Please report back, I may take this road some day.

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[quote=mredskins;766105]Please report back, I may take this road some day.[/quote]

Well if I don't report back you will know it went really, really bad. I hope god he does not sneeze when making the cut.

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[quote=Buster;730690]How nice, a testicular bump.[/quote]


I don't think those are a good thing[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon9.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=firstdown;766103]Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.[/quote]

My coworker JUST had this done and he said it was a breeze. Had some soreness the next week, but not bad.

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My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes.

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My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.


BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *


*[I] This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL! [/I]

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[quote=mredskins;766202]My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.


BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *


*[I] This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL! [/I][/quote]

Priceless on that 2nd paragraph, making fun of Smootsmack and made a joke of your own. Bravo sir.

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[quote=Mattyk;766201]My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes.[/quote]

I'm 46 I all ready have dull kind of aches that come and go.

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I'm not worried about any of the pain I'm worried that I could be the 1 in 1700 that have a complication.

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Well its done and it was not that bad. Today someone could have called me numb nutts and it would have actually been true.

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[quote=firstdown;766822]Well its done and it was not that bad. Today someone could have called me numb nutts and it would have actually been true.[/quote]

I heard that jumping jacks are good for post-vasectomy treatment. The increased heart rate helps blood flow to get to the area for a quicker healing.

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You've got more guts than me FD cause it will be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;766854]You've got more guts than me FD cause it will be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.[/quote]

Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.

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[quote=firstdown;766896]Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.[/quote]
LOL nice with the wife touch!

How long where you under the knife?

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Maybe 20min max. They numb up one side, make the cut, clip the tub, catherize it, then stich you up. Then they do the other side and your done. I walked in the office at 8:30 and was out of the office before 9:30. I hate laying around for two days more then anything.

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[quote=firstdown;766921]Maybe 20min max. They numb up one side, make the cut, clip the tub, catherize it, then stich you up. Then they do the other side and your done. I walked in the office at 8:30 and was out of the office before 9:30.[B] I hate laying around for two days more then anything.[/B][/quote]
Well, ya gotta strategically plan the operation. I had it done on the Friday before the draft where we got Samuels and Arrington, so I sat watching that all day and had my wife (ex- now) basically at my beck and call, one of the few weekends of peace in my former marriage :)

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[quote=firstdown;766896]Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.[/quote]


I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;766979]I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.[/quote]

You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;766979]I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.[/quote]

I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

[IMG]http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523725.jpg[/IMG]

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My bird hasn't had feathers in years. I take it that you are not into manscaping are ya first?

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Had to look that up and no.

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You just let that shit get nasty and hairy? Gotta clean up once in a while down there.

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[quote=mooby;766999]You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?[/quote]

Great thing about impregnating a woman is that I have to have sex with them first, and I can avoid that part, I mean I'm not Travis Henry. As far as the four kids go if I have four then I have four but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it and with the bridge being vasectomy, I'm not paying the toll.

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[quote=firstdown;767042]I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

[IMG]http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523725.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

We'll I make sure to shave that every 3 months so I'm good there. Also, I respect you for going through with it but I'd rather clean a public bathroom with my tongue than go to the consultation for it.

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[quote=mooby;766999]You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?[/quote]

That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.

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[quote=Buster;768532]That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.[/quote]

we always knew you were a back door man...

right 12th?